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anchormanlyman

29 M Groton, CT

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Military
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm Kenton. I'm a pretty laid back guy looking for someone to share some good times with. I've got more interests than time to write about them, but feel free to ask anything you like. I should probably write something about never having thought I'd resort to this, or about how I hate to write about myself, but I don't feel the need to rationalize this to myself, so I'll refrain.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently living the military life and enjoying it. I'd say I have a pretty good thing going right now, with a nice mix of business in my pleasure. Yes indeed, things are entertaining, but they could always be improved with good company.
I’m really good at
Observational humor, cleaning toilets, telling mundane stories very dramatically, keeping up with Kardashians and a whole lot more.
The first things people usually notice about me
You could probably answer this better than I could, but I'd have to imagine the word "dashing" would be involved.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Historical fiction, A Song of Ice and Fire, Tolkien and Hemingway are among my favorites.

Movies: Braveheart, The Patriot, the Departed, Boondock Saints, Lonesome Dove, Superbad, Wedding Crashers, Happy Gilmore, Grandma's Boy, Snatch, Rocky, Rocky IV, Hoosiers, Rudy, Lord of the Rings, Inception, The Other Guys, American Physco, Old School, Talladega Nights.

Shows: Friday Night Lights, The OC, Eastbound and Down, Flight of the Conchords, Rome, The Sopranos, Game of Thrones, The League, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, All in the Family, Southpark, Diners, Drive-ins and Dives

Music: Pink Floyd, The Who, The Beatles, Guns n Roses, Soundgarden, Red Hot Chili Peppers, OAR, Jay-Z, Eminem, Oasis, The Frey, The Smashing Pumpkins, Mumford and Sons, Dispatch, Alice in Chains, Spose, Childish Gambino, Mac Lethal.

Food: Nothing beats a lobster roll or fried clams.
The six things I could never do without
Water (I've been drinking it for years now)
Air (Tried to quit, but relapsed)
An Arm (for grabbing)
A leg (for hop scotch)
Tom Brady
A tooth or two (where I'm from, two's company, three's a crowd, ayup)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the world might be like if insurance had never been invented. What the next hot penny stock might be. Why a sword isn't a trendy fashion accessory this season.
On a typical Friday night I am
I might be on duty, I might be watching a Sox game, I might be sleeping because I had duty on Thursday, I might be sleeping because I have duty on Saturday, I might be sleeping because I'm lazy, I might be sitting around in my boxers trying burn spiders with a laser or I might be doing just about anything else.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a colorful lower back tattoo of fairies, flowers and stars. It's highly visible, cause I wear a lot of tube tops.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you're cool, have some morals, know who you are, but not necessarily where you're going, stand for something, have convictions, or if you just plain want to. It would probably be good if you don't take life too seriously, also. I like to mess around :D