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anchormanlyman

29 M Groton, CT

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Military
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Kenton. I'm witty and rarely serious. But when I am serious, I'm really serious. Seriously. Originally hailing from the woods of Maine, I now reside in the great state of Connecticut, where I'm slowly adjusting to not being able to pee in my door yard in broad daylight or shoot squirrels out of my bedroom window. As rarely serious as I may be, I keep my affairs in good order, so no worries there. I'm looking to find a pleasant young lady to spend some time with and maybe even settle down with and have a family in due time, so I can stop listening to my mother complain about a lack of grandchildren. If that doesn't scare you away then please proceed!
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently living the military life and enjoying it. I'd say I'm more of a homebody than I am a party animal, but I do like adventure. If it's not a night at the bar or even worse, the club, then I'm probably game. I like being outside, especially on my jet ski in the Sound. That's just the best.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Observational humor, cleaning toilets, telling mundane stories very dramatically, spitting the illest rhymes, making wind chimes, squeezing juice from limes, investigating murderous mimes. See what I mean?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd imagine the word "dashing" would be involved somehow.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Historical fiction, A Song of Ice and Fire, Tolkien and Hemingway are among my favorites.

Movies: Braveheart, The Patriot, the Departed, Boondock Saints, Lonesome Dove, Superbad, Wedding Crashers, Happy Gilmore, Grandma's Boy, Snatch, Rocky, Rocky IV, Hoosiers, Rudy, Lord of the Rings, Inception, The Other Guys, American Physco, Old School, Talladega Nights, anything really long starring Charleton Heston.

Shows: Friday Night Lights, The OC, Eastbound and Down, Flight of the Conchords, Rome, The Sopranos, Game of Thrones, The League, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, All in the Family, Southpark, Diners, Drive-ins and Dives..

Music: Pink Floyd, The Who, The Beatles, Guns n Roses, Soundgarden, Red Hot Chili Peppers, OAR, Jay-Z, Eminem, Oasis, The Frey, The Smashing Pumpkins, Mumford and Sons, Dispatch, Alice in Chains, Spose, Childish Gambino, Mac Lethal, Kid Cudi.

Food: Nothing beats a lobster roll or some fried clams.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water (I've been drinking it for years now)
Air (Tried to quit, but relapsed)
An Arm (for grabbing)
A leg (for hop scotch)
Tom Brady
A tooth or two
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
It varies wildly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or relaxing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I carried a Mike Schmidt baseball card in my jockstrap for a few games my sophomore year of high school. Not as weird as it sounds..
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're cool, have some morals, know who you are, but not necessarily where you're going, stand for something, have convictions, or if you just plain want to. It would probably be good if you don't take life too seriously, because I like to mess around.