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Some core tenets: Try to take the stairs and drive with the windows
down. "Whatever," in my opinion, is a phrase that should be
stricken from our vocabulary, but the question "What are you
reading?" should always have an answer.
On a quest to find the best waterfalls, dumplings, cocoa, and
brunch (not necessarily in one location...)
I'm very much into enjoying what I do, when I can't do what I
What I’m doing with my life
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A couple years ago I began oceantrotting as a Naval Officer. Trying
to jam pack as many live shows, runs, hikes, streaking sessions,
great books, eschaton matches, treasure hunts, G.R.O.S.S. meetings,
musings, and lazy sundays into the offtime as I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Looking up words I frequently use, every time I use them, to make
sure they still mean what I think they mean (childhood hero
turned cautionary tale #1: Vizzini.)
-Licking my elbow (I was a champion before the phantom limb
juicers took over the sport)
I also recently learned how to make ice cubes the right way. I used
to dump the extra water out so they wouldn't freeze together, but
that's the part that makes them easier to grab! My cold-drink
making efficiency has increased threefold.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Sometimes when I bike around the city I narrate the journey to
myself. According to the looks I get, that's crazy talk. Maybe I
need more fun facts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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1) Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close 2) As I Lay
Dying 3) A Song of Ice and Fire 4) Never Let Me Go
5) Sometimes a Great Notion
Last 4 out: Tolstoy, Beattie, The God of Small Things,
Honorable Mention: The Phantom Tollbooth, Infinite Jest
Last Book Read: In the Name of Rome
Currently: The Grass Crown
1) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2)
American Beauty 3) Spirited Away 4) The Squid and
the Whale 5) 28 Days Later
Last 4 out: Up, Snatch, The Wrong Guy, Garden State
1) Yes 2) Modest Mouse 3) The
National 4) Sigur Ros 5) Josh
Last 4 out: Wilco, Blind Melon, Anais Mitchell, Radiohead
Last Show: Steven Kellogg
In My Head: Lonelilly
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-add9 Chords (Closely followed by Major 7ths)
-Companions (Preferably of the brave sort...)
-Irony (Situational, that is)
-Ice Cream (Pretty sure I have a second stomach. No you can't
dissect me for your thesis, unless maybe Phish Food is involved.
-Good Craft Beer (That's you, #9)
-A strawberry-banana-blueberry-kale-maple smoothie after a hard
And those runs where your shuffle picks all the perfect songs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Can't believe how strange it is to be anything at
If anything will mean anything soon now that we've crossed the line
and "literally" is literally its own antonym.
Is there ever an inappropriate time or place for building a human
The Sea Lion Conspiracy: Fact or Fiction? Are they innocuously
gobbling up fish, barking, and lazing on rocks just to lull us into
a false sense of security? How can we prepare?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If one of my favorite bands is playing within a 4 hour drive, I'm
In a vacuum, I prefer a nightspot where I can make eye contact and
listen at the same time without having to out-trumpet an elephant
herd, or one where swing dancing (poorly, for now) is
I'm even happier to gather an intimate group on a collection of
couches, perhaps settling Catan or Puerto Rico, nurturing a fire,
or passing pictionary-telephone scrawlings around, laughing and
creating new touchstones.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't have any scars or scar stories. Once in a while I'll
receive a nasty cut (mudsliding on stick-filled hills, misbehaving
vegetables, predictably-fated sword-museum shenanigans) and I'll
get really excited. If the wound persists for a couple weeks, I'll
start laying out storyboards and practicing my onomatopoeia.
Tragically, they always heal cleanly.
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