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andbreezeblocks

24 Murfreesboro, TN Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:15pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, Latin
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, I'm Lauren!
I graduated from MTSU with a degree in Animal Science.
I can't live with cats.
I'm a giant teetotaler.
I giggle at funerals.
I'm a morning person stranded on the night shift.
I'm a 50-year-old trapped in a 24-year-old's body.
I like to run. ...but then I hate it after three minutes.
I wanted to graduate from college, until I graduated from college.
I intentionally leave my umbrella at home when it rains.
I would go barefoot all the time if I could.

INFP (If it means anything to you.)

Side note: I'm totally a Christian. Do you have to be a Christian? No. Do you have to respect that I'm a Christian? Yes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I had a couple "lost years" after undergrad, but now I'm super goal-oriented and driven.
I'm currently working towards a graduate degree in Criminal Justice and working on making a lifestyle change. I eat healthy, exercise regularly, and I've kicked alcohol out of my diet completely. Losing 25 lbs in the process has helped me realize it's probably the best decision I've ever made.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Smiling in the face of adversity
Saying the alphabet backwards
Petsitting
Setting up a tent
Forgetting where I placed my keys
Drinking beer before liquor without getting sicker
Quoting Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Drawing blood from a dog's cephalic vein
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. Those horrifying pools of blue.
Or my hair. It's super short right now. My favorite comment so far is, "When are you going to grow your hair out like a woman?"
Give me your best. Water off a duck's back.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Bell Jar, Fight Club, To Kill a Mockingbird, Slaughterhouse-five, Cat's Cradle, Born with Teeth, Bridge to Terabithia, Helter Skelter, In Cold Blood, Naked Lunch, Please Kill Me, 1984, Girl Interrupted, Catch-22

Music: David Bowie, The Del McCoury Band, The Beatles, Alt-J, Jack White, The Doors, Johnny Cash, CCR, Nickelcreek, Modest Mouse, Strawberry Alarm Clock, Hozier, The Weeks, Sylvan Esso, Shakey Graves, Alabama Shakes, Young the Giant, The Turtles, Citizen Cope, Blitzen Trapper, All Them Witches, Band of Horses, Portugal. The man, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Gov't Mule, The Features, The Wild Feathers, Cage the Elephant, Earl Scruggs, Lord Huron, Weird Al, Lorde, The Mamas and Papas, Joan Baez, Bob Dylan, Tool, Brandi Carlile, Radiohead, Van Halen, Phish, Beastie Boys

Movies: Forrest Gump, Fight Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Pulp Fiction, The Shawshank Redemption, Inglourious Basterds, Silver Linings Playbook, Girl Interrupted, Saving Private Ryan, The Departed, The Fox and the Hound, Homeward Bound, All Dogs go to Heaven, Home Alone, The Graduate, Rain Man, Witness

Shows: Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Bomb Girls, The Office, 30 Rock

Food: I prefer burgers, baby back ribs, bbq, lo mein noodles, and fettuccini alfredo, but honestly, I'll probably just order a salad and pretend I'm happy with it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Cetirizine
2) Coffee
3) Puppies
4) Sunscreen
5) Satire
6) Pineapple
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bonnaroo
The international political system
Domestic Policy
Coffee
Lunch
Grad school
Puppies
1968
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working the midnight shift. If you happen to be a night shift-er or are simply a night owl, please be my friend! I need more people to hang out with in the wee hours of the day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wish it was socially acceptable for me to shave my head.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're laughing with me, not at me.
You spay or neuter your pets.
You dig chicks with short hair, because I'm probably not growing my locks out any time soon.
You don't hate cops.
You love dogs with beards.
You live in my area and want to hang out. Let's get coffee.