I watch the news for fun.
The amount of coffee I drink will probably kill me eventually.
I hate taking money from crying people.
I like to run. ...but then I hate it after three minutes.
I hide liquor in my gym bag.
I wanted to graduate from college, until I graduated from college.
I think my dog and cat allergies are hilarious.
I'm terrified of the sun.
My radio rarely strays from Lightning 100.
I intentionally leave my umbrella at home when it rains.
I would go barefoot all the time if I could.
I drink champagne straight from the bottle.
**Are you a guy and I just viewed your profile? No, I don't want to bang, but let's have a beer! I'm an awesome wing man.
Side Note: No. I will not have a threesome with you.