I was born and raised in Miami, but my Spanish still only takes me as far as asking where the library is. I'm definitely an ambitious guy, but I'd die if I ever took myself too seriously. I was an awesome dowager countess for Halloween...if you don't know what I'm talking about, just Yahoo! it. I love musicals, but not as much as I love my fantasy football team. I used to do a lot of stand up comedy, but, terrified of my Jewish mother, I became a management consultant.
And so sums up 26 years.