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28 M Miami Beach, FL

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 13
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Let's see, I've never been good at introspection, but here goes it:

I was born and raised in Miami, but my Spanish still only takes me as far as asking where the library is. I'm definitely an ambitious guy, but I'd die if I ever took myself too seriously. I was an awesome dowager countess for Halloween...if you don't know what I'm talking about, just Yahoo! it. I love musicals, but not as much as I love my fantasy football team. I used to do a lot of stand up comedy, but, terrified of my Jewish mother, I decided to get an MBA instead of making it big-time.
What I’m doing with my life
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Management consultant
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dorky, but I'm really good at math, my college major. Also, cartwheels.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My disarming eyelashes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Choke, Fight Club, Less than Zero, Rules of Attraction, Malcolm Gladwell, anything Young Adult or Sci-Fi, Bedwetter

Movies: A League of Their Own, Zoolander, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

TV: Breaking Bad, Damages, Downton Abbey, anything with RuPaul, Kathy Lee and Hoda, 30 Rock, Intervention
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Family
2) Friends (TV Show, not actual people)
3) Miami Dolphins
4) Sarcasm
5) Sarah Silverman
6) 5 is enough
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Finding the cheapest flight available for the weekend ... location indifferent. I'm also a total airline geek, so I spend way too much studying airline route networks. Weird, I know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
really tired but afraid to fall asleep since I just watched a really scary episode of Dateline.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm gay.
You should message me if
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Can't really describe who I'm looking for - open to meeting new people and seeing if we click.