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35 Seattle, WA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–38
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Feb 1
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Used up
Mostly vegetarian
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Less than $20,000
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
When you decide to send me a message, please tell me in explicit detail what exactly made you make this decision.

If you're "curious" please tell me exactly what it is that you're curious about.

If it's desperation and you can't get anyone else to respond to you so you're at the point of sending banal messages to any girl who pops up in here, be honest about it.

If it's to make lame jokes, please let me know what made you think that it was a good idea and why you thought I'd be kind or responsive to it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Counting handlebar mustaches at punk and indie shows.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing absolutely nothing for extended periods of time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hair, eyes, mouth, boobs, belly, legs, shoes...unless they start from the bottom and go up. In that case, it would be shoes, legs, belly, boobs, mouth, eyes, hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like books and movies that revolve around things like prostitution and junkies. I can't stand science fiction or action anything.

In general, I like rock music. I lean toward punk and glam but am a pretty well rounded music fan, even though I'm obnoxiously picky. Hey, I have no control over what sounds appeal to my brain.

I have a strong preference for vegetarian food but I am not a vegetarian. I think that meat mostly ruins things but I love a good burger or some fried chicken.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Milkshakes when I'm hungover.
Checks from the government.
The internet.

I am unashamed of that last one. I am a very curious person and when I'm not busy with other things, I'm probably looking up information about something that I want to know more about. The internet is wonderful.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not giving a fuck that it's Friday. Weekend days/nights are no more special to me than any other days of the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dropped out of high school. I can't travel back in time to change that. If you're the kind of person that will hold a 17 year old's mistake against a 35 year old adult, you aren't the kind of person that I want anything to do with.
You should message me if
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You appreciate my candor and you're not going to project a fantasy on to me.

You're one of the VERY few people on this site who doesn't say that they enjoy hiking on their profile.