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andreleone

33 Cleveland, OH Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–36
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 6, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Native American, Pacific Islander
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Other

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
***Warning!!! the description of me on here is super long... feel free to skim it, because I am def too lazy to delete/edit/trim it down. I wrote this while tipsy off whiskey one night, judge me :) ****

Hey there person that's reading this! (maybe you're not,maybe you're just looking at my pics and seeing if I'm your type physically first before you start reading this stuff) Let me forewarn you..I hate doing this part,but I will try and SUMMARIZE "SELF" the best I can, although this will probably not FULLY describe who I am,which is why I suggest you hit me up and ask away with any questions you have.I'm pretty much of an open book :)

To make it short,sweet and to the point, I'm on here for the same reasons like you are, which are..
1. curiousity- to see what's out there in the internet matrix world.
2. fun..not jumping on here with a serious intent on finding my "soul" mate....but who knows..let's keep it friendly and go with the flow.
3. underneath all the words..a serious deep down hope to find someone as weird as you that gets you and your weirdness and hopefully you two can mesh into one awesome unit of AMAZING weird-dom(not a word,I don't care.I do that.I make up words..a lot!! I'm a wordsmith if you will.it's fun!! you should try it sometime)

But trying to describe me I would say I'm..
passionate,very chill,easygoing,goofy,very social butterfly,personable,animated,artsy,a good dancer,(from what people tell me) spiritual somewhat,observant,a good judge of character,fun,procrastinator at times( i work best under pressure..weird huh?),lover(not a fighter,lol,that was cheesy to put on here),willing to try MOSTLY everything once(unless it sounds straight foolish),a fan of anything food,creative,art,music,expression,dance,affection.I wear a lot of black,t-shirt/jeans/hoodie kinda dude(although I can also dress pretty GQ'ish(?) if I need to.I collect records,I love photobombing perfect strangers pictures when I go out,I make the most twisted,animated and contorted faces in the majority of pictures I'm in and I have no idea where it comes from,it's kinda disturbing,lol.It's somewhat rare catching me smile in pictures;I'm trrrying to work on that...I need intervention I think.I have 16 tattoos and I'm not stopping anytime soon.I plan on being covered at some point;if you can't handle it..GETS DA STEPPIN!! lol. (BTW,this whole profile is me being super slaphappy at 5am because sometimes I have fits of insomnia and I feel like my filter is off..so it's all random things about me,all real) I LOVE to laugh...all day everyday.I surround myself with people that make me laugh til I almost piss myself as well as inspire and motivate me in the most positive light.If you're funny,we need to hangout..and laugh,drink,eat,be MERRY!! and stuff like that...wow..I probably come off as a weirdo right now huh??? so what.. IMMA DO ME BOO BOO!!! YOU DO YOU!! LOL!

I'm just gonna stop here for now(within THIS box)...I have all of these other boxes to fill below with vernacular to help you mold a judgement in your psyche of me and to also MAAAYYBE wrap your mind around sending me a message to take that next little step in knowing me thru emails,more typing in boxes until we maybe meet in person :)) lol,I'm a goof I know..
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
wow!! I just realized that the above description wasn't as short and sweet as I intended on..hehe.

Anyway,this will be a short one,well at least shorter than the prior.
I work as a Tattoo Artist full time in Cuyahoga Falls at a shop called Empire Ink.this is the job I'm most passionate about.I've been drawing since I was a little tyke and I'm very grateful to have a career where I can make money doing what I love.my time is mostly spent drawing all the time,learning the trade which is still new to me and trying to learn new ways to market myself.So if anything, if you like getting tattoos and want some new stuff,hit me up and we'll make somethin happen :)
On the side,mostly at night, I also DJ at random club nights or EDM(electronic dance music) events.I still play records/vinyl and I love it!! It's one of the best feelings when you can make someone dance with how you play records a certain way and to see them communicate on the dancefloor with you and everyone else dancing,amazing energy exchanging goin on there I tell ya :) what kind of music do I play you ask in your head? I play house music.REAL house music.if you don't know what it is,maybe I'll elaborate on this genre with you if you are interested enough to even hit me up.I can seriously talk about this for a long time and am NOT gonna go into the history of house music.lol.

Sooo yeah..tattooing,djing.. I'm kinda busy I guess;all the while having fun,living,laughing,loving and learning as much as I can about whatever it is I fancy.

Instagram @ eye_m_not_huhwhyin
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-making descriptions of stories/myself long and detailed while trying be short and simple(I'm sure you're bored and have already moved to the next prospect,if not,awesome!! I'm keeping you entertained to some degree.
-drawing
-dancing
-being a goofball
-giving advice to friends when sometimes I should be taking my own advice
-eating and also finding good spots that no one knows of to get good eats
-cooking,when I really want to.
-being inappropriate in the most appropriate way.
-video games,some of them..
-sarcasm and being a smart ass
-sleeping
-drinking whiskey,jameson preferably.
-people watching/being observant
-laughing at people and just laughing, period
-x rated things that I won't be pervy and delve into.
-making up words outta two words..wordsmith remember?
-making up funny dances.
-being me!!
-keeping you entertained enough to look at the next box below??
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not really sure about this one..I'm not in people's head and don't know what they notice when they first see me...I would guess...

appearance wise...what my nationality is? I've heard it all..hawaiian,indian(red dot not feather),mexican/latino descent,samoan....yeah.maybe my voice?? It's super deep and sounds like "the sexual walrus" Barry White.

personality wise...I could be really chill and to myself or I could be real goofy and dancing stupid or dancing seriously..very sociable? very reserved? depends on the moment..idk. lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I will keep this short I promise...cause I could REALLLLY go to town in these categories...

-BOOKS!! CHECK EM OUUUT!!!
( if you don't know this reference,you're too young and I probably shouldn't be talking to you..lol)
but for books,I don't really read as much as I used to..I like books on spirituality sometimes,I read Conversations with God trilogy and The Hunger Games trilogy.I like magazines more honestly; tattoo and art magazines.I'm very visual.very right-brained.
-MOVIES
horror,cult classics,comedy,stand-up,documentaries,drama,thrillers,psychological thrillers,suspense,action,animated,mystery..waaaaaayyyyy to many to put on here.
-SHOWS
I don't really watch tv that much, but when I do, I drink dos equis..
seriously though,I like Sons of Anarchy,American Horror Story,Workaholics,Arrested Development,Southpark,It's Always Sunny,Comedy Central standup shows..I'm not on top of my game with watching every episode of all of these.I need to fix that as well as watch a few other shows I'm interested in.I'm not really that much into watching sports either except Basketball and sometimes Football(but I'm not into the stats and players and who's playing who on what day,etc) but I'm down for going to games and I'll get into it when it's on TV.I just don't make it a point to watch it unless our team is doing goood and in the playoffs/superbowl or whatever.when's the last time that's happened???
-MUSIC
I could seriously go on FOR.E.VERRRR with this...but on a simple note..
rock(classic/hard,indie),alternative,60 70's oldies, 80 90's music,punk,funk,soul(classic,neo,modern),rnb(classic/modern),metal,soundtracks to movies,industrial,Hip Hop(classic,some new,indie),trip hop,electronic dance music ( house,techno,dnb,dubstep,chillout,downtempo,shoegaze,sub-genres of these genres,I'll explain some other time),jazz,acid jazz,reggae,some world/latin/brazilian,blues....I'm not a fan of country,maybe a few songs.. but I DESPISE the twangy kind;where the voice has that little crack in it... I have an unhealthy addiction to playing Songpop as well..
-FOOD
everything!! just not okra..and that crazy shit they eat on TV.I'm trying to enjoy meal..not be on Fear Factor..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music
friends/family
love
expression/creativity
vital organs
air
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
where I'm headed in life/life in general
deep thoughts (by jack handy)
random thoughts
dancing
drawing
tattoos
sex
money
what to eat/draw
over-analyzing things
looking at other angles of situations
should I go out or not?
why can't I have a freakin OTTER as a pet???!!
so much stuff....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at either of my jobs til 9pm,then figuring out if I wanna go out or stay home and draw.out dj'ing somewhere.out dancing.drinking whiskey.sleeping.I've been actually making it a point to stay in and draw more often since I'm getting more serious with tattooing and it's also getting crappy outside.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not very private about much...seriously I'm pretty much an open book...but if I HAD to say something...as lame as it sounds.I'm not perfect..I have flaws..so if perfection is what you want...happy hunting :) and if I did have something private to admit,it wouldn't be on here.you can find out if we ever do meet up...in time....
Well, I will say that when I hear Tupac' "Dear Mama" I get kinda welled up..lol..but that's IT!!!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you actually made it thru my rambling above
are intrigued and still interested in knowing more
you wanna hangout and do the robot together
you wanna drink whiskey
you wanna have drawing/board game/pizza parties and chillout
you're not afraid to just have fun on a friendly note and see where the moments take it
you are just about as goofy as I am or can handle the goofiness
you are drama/disease free
you can/and or like to dance
you have a sense of humor( this is MANDATORY)
you would like your next friend/relationship to be like Prank vs Prank on youtube.check it out!

*also if you seriously read this whole description of me...I commend you.LOL... if you are interested in messaging me and maybe hanging out you can also add me on FB( if you have one) and see my crazy life/tattoo work/and randomness
facebook.com/andre.l.burton

Happy Hunting!