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  • Ages 22-32
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Last online
Nov 28
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Burrito addict with abandonment issues seeks feeder with low standards and a brain so large she has to wear a neck brace to support her massive skull.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Originally I went to drama school for three years and graduated with a 2:1 in Make Believe which has about as much real world use as a spanner made of marshmallows.

After rapidly realising that an acting career filled with painfully awkward auditions served with a side of rejection wasn't for me I decided the most sensible thing to do was move to Thailand to become a professional Thai boxer.

After realising even more rapidly that I wasn't Jean Claude Van Damme in the movie "Kickboxer" I had a complete change of heart and decided to become a doctor. I hope the skills I'm now learning will go towards healing those that I injured during my time as a kickboxer(mainly myself).

In short: I'm a medical student.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How disappointing I look in real life, although a sleep deprived stranger on the third day of a festival once described me as "the man with the teeth" which I think was meant to be complimentary.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Wire, True Detective (series 1), South Park, The Big Lebowski, MASH (the film not the series), American psycho, La Haine, Untouchable, Chopper, Withnail and I, any Attenborough, Human Planet, Arrested Development, Trailer Park Boys, Rust and Bone, Curb, The Larry Sanders Show, It's Always Sunny in Philly, Archer

Music: Lots of funk and soul and motown, 90's Hip Hop, Tribe called quest, Wu Tang Clan, Jeru the Damaja, De La Soul, Marvin Gaye, Billy Preston, Biggie.

I have a HUGE man-crush on Elon Musk so pretty much anything he does makes me cry jagged man-tears of joy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family's dogs. Kebabs. The cold side of the duvet/pillow. Freediving. Scepticism. David Attenborough.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food, freediving, Muay Thai, animals, rainbows, unicorns, how I can look more like Michel Roux Jr when I'm older.

Why I keep falling asleep to the sound of my own screams and waking up surrounded by tear drenched pillows.

How impressive my dog's long jumping skills are and why this video of them isn't a youtube hit:

Why so many people on here write: "There's no such thing as a typical Friday night" in the next section when they're probably just as boring as I am.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either having a completely chilled one at home watching movies/documentaries or out and about waging war on my liver
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have been defibrillated before.
You should message me if
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You don't take yourself at all seriously and your intense hatred for Piers Morgan is balanced by your undying love for David Attenborough.