I'm originally from Houston, TX but just arrived in CA for work and am currently homeless (but am avidly looking for a reasonably priced domicile in either San Ramon, Walnut Creek or Danville).

Working as an engineer during the week and doing hoodrat things with my friends on the weekends (in Houston).

Trying to find somewhere to live so I can move out of Extended Stay America, exploring my new surroundings, and trying to meet people so I'm not a total recluse.

awkward introductions, making inappropriate comments, drinking / eating challenges, poor decision making, misjudging porcelain sinks, procrastinating...

is that I'm either really awkward or really funny. Also, potentially my polyester hamburger shirt.

Favorite books: A Song of Ice and Fire Series, Ender's Game / Shadow, Harry Potter. I've recently started reading graphic novels (Sandman, Preacher, Y the Last Man).

Favorite movies: Black Dynamite, The Room, Requiem for a Dream, The Departed, Fight Club, Inglorious Basterds

Shows: Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Futurama

Music: Everything except for country (seriously, fuck country)

Food: TEXMEX, food trucks, sushi, spicy thai, anything I can put Sriracha on, anything spicy, and yes i know avocados / guac cost extra

Laughter
Music
Funyuns (the dog)
Sports (playing, watching, and taking fantasy football way too seriously)
Shitty Netflix Movies
The Internet

http://procatinator.com

Either out drinking with friends
OR
staying in to read / watch movies / play videogames / teach Funyuns to do human things.

I'm really bad at meeting new people unless I'm introduced by a mutual acquaintance or I'm moderately intoxicated.

you're awesome, well-read, adventurous, have a sense of humor, don't take yourself too seriously, aren't a picky eater, frequent Reddit, a dog person, enjoy a good drink, dabble in geeky endeavors (or at least won't judge me for it), or if you wouldn't mind moonlighting as my tour guide for CA.