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35 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:12pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
When drinking
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them

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My self-summary
For a fairly ambitious person I really enjoy sleeping in, crosswords, drinking beer in parks and many other unproductive pursuits. You'd think that would cause a lot of inner tension but I'm also pretty laid back. Which I guess is another thing you should probably know about me.

Now, a lot of people say they're "laid back" because being like Wooderson is a lot cooler than being like Ross (even the reference to the former is much cooler than the latter) but if you have ever been rude to a server or flipped out over an unmade bed then sorry, but you can no longer own that title. Which is fine, but you probably shouldn't message me.
What I’m doing with my life
Life's not all smiles and sunshine so when I'm not doing unproductive things I work at a job that I'm really happy with. It's not Foreign Field Officer for the Ministry of Good Times but it's fulfilling, requires lateral thinking and makes me not a hobo.
I’m really good at
being modest
The first things people usually notice about me
How often would that come up in conversations where I'm present?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I think that says less about people than they would like to think and more about how much time they have to put into finding the things that people with blogs say are the most awesome...But fine

Geto Boys, Eazy E, My Bloody Valentine, T Rex, Foxygen, Thee Oh Sees, JJ Cale,Ty Segall, some of the things that Pitchfork likes and always Steve Miller Band's Greatest Hits 1974-1978. That record is appropriate for any situation. Well, you probably couldn't make out to Jungle Love with a straight face but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

Milan Kundera, Hemingway, Orwell, Dickens (not a sexy pick but the man knew plot structure), etc. My tastes tend to veer towards the classics and non-fiction.

The usual TV shows though Breaking Bad is like a kinda awesome but constant panic attack. I don't know if I can see it through. Let's just do podcasts: Quirks and Quarks (Radiolab is too ADD for me), Wiretap, Writer's Block, This American Life, the space one with Neil Degrasse Tyson where he goes into detail about what aliens might look like based on differing environments on other planets.

I like good food. I think calling yourself a foodie is kinda weird.

True Romance, The Conversation, No Way Out, Roger Dodger, Indiana Jones 1 and 3 (Temple of Doom is a lot worse than you remember it being), Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Die Hard and I'm sure some ones with subtitles that are more impressive
The six things I could never do without
My pals, scrabble, music, CBC radio, basketball, really good cheeseburgers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the 6 things above plus my plans to become a Benevolant Dictator
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes if I'm running late for work I'll grab a handful of cereal out of the box, wash it down with milk and repeat the process until I've simulated how a normal person might eat breakfast. Though without dirty dishes or dignity.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you're smart, fun, pretty, interested in the world around you and have something to say about it.

You realize that despite what Ben Mulroney and US Weekly tells you, reading the newspaper and being able to engage in a discussion about politics, global affairs, policy, etc. Is not being a "nerd" or "geeking out". It's just being a goddam adult.