Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Even if it makes others uncomfortable,
I will love who I am."
— Janelle Monáe
I’m the guy that uses semicolons in text messages; and the same one
that couldn't start his college papers without a good font and
leading. It's important my voice is heard in the right context, I
For a number of reasons (chief among them: paying far much
attention to everything), I try hard at about everything I do.
Nothing else really makes sense. However, I'm also fairly mellow
about things. It's weird.
I like snarky women who are a little androgynous and have
butts, like: if you'd race me in
tree-climbing, while creatively trash-talking in a sundress, I'd
probably just marry you.
Especially if you could sing to me Rilo
Kiley's "Silver Lining"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Chilling out. Maxing. Relaxing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dating profiles. Obviously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Comics: Saga, Y: The Last Man, Astro City, Sex Criminals,
East of West, Watchmen
Board Games: Netrunner, Abyss, Kemet, Battlestar Galactica,
Star Realms, Battlecon, Dead of Winter
NPR Radio Shows: Planet Money, Invisibilia, All Things
Considered, Ask Me Another, This American Life
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
✓ The people on the CTA that avoid bunching up inches shy of the
doors, and don't sit on the outside edge of an otherwise empty
✓ Headphones capable of blocking out the entirety of the world
while at work. Well, mostly that talkative guy behind me.
✓ New experiences with loyal people. Often, when I go out, I
feel I run into nothing but couples. Anyone else have that
✓ Pretzel buns.
✓ A sense of agency. I live by the rule that there are at least two
ways to do any given thing. As such: feminism isn't a bad
✓ Viewers like you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When fingering someone, it's generally accepted as a poor time to
bring up puppetry. But come on…
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Look cool...
Uh, probably toppling a terrorist organization, discovering a world
between the dimensions we know, or saving the Battlestar from
Fuckin' nailed it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I put a bagel into the toaster, I’ve generally got a knife
handy for the spreading cream cheese afterward. Additionally, it's
fun predicting when the toaster will spring up its contents.
That said: I've grown into the habit of flicking the butter knife
like a wand, and saying, “Accio, bagel”.
So, in short: I’m a wizard.
House Ravenclaw all day, son.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
✓ Logan Square is easily accessible. I’ve got a Ventra card and my
bike. They'll get me most places, but I’d hope to avoid an hour
commute every time I want to see you.
✓ You have no qualms about being a nerd. Its sincerity is
attractive. And I seem to have a thing for scientists and
✓ You're fine with me not drinking—I'm not recovering, just never
felt the need to start. #DARE
✓ Did I already mention big butts?
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