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25 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I can't write unless I've got a decent font, and a proper leading. A group of close friends is infinitely better than a large party. My mind is always coming up with another question. I love winning as the underdog. Neil DeGrasse Tyson's monologue on our universal interconnectedness is pretty much how I try to see the world. And you'll notice I'm fairly mellow.
What I’m doing with my life
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At work, I'm the child-proof safety locks on the intranet at US Cellular. However, another job might try to poach me, and that's quite alright with me. Outside of work, I'm playing games with friends, or reading comics at New Wave.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Researching, as it's just continuing to ask questions. Quite astonishing I wasn't one of those kids that repeatedly asked “why?” ad nauseam. Additionally, I'm pretty good at spending money on techwear. I might be $200 down, but my pants have four-way stretch and wick moisture. Bitch, I'm fabulous.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hands up; don't shoot?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm currently reading the comic Sex Criminals. It's about these two people that have sex, as humans are want to do. But these people are different, you see. When they have an orgasm, time stops. Literally. The actual, non-bastardized literally. Anyway, they naturally use this to rob a bank. A shit-storm ensues.

I've been craving some pot stickers lately. Maybe always?

When it's sleepy time, I like listening to NPR; generally Planet Money, All Things Considered, and a few others. Really need to start listening to This American Life again.

Great board games: Abyss, Netrunner, Kemet, Battlestar Galactica, and so many others. Ask about 'em.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Kindness—being nice is no substitute.
Never-ending curiosity.
Witty, sarcastic rapport.
Love and understanding.
Physical contact and sex and big butts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything: is life the constant struggle for human attention? the slow death that is experiencing EDM; which factors predict a successful relationship, especially online?

The truth about being single.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably out dancing at Slippery Slope, hanging out at the nearby Emporium or Cole's, or a variety of other things.

Not-so-typical Saturday: Attending the Chicago SlutWalk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I put a bagel into the toaster, I’ve generally got a knife handy for the spreading cream cheese afterward. Additionally, it's fun predicting when the toaster will spring up its contents.

That said: I've grown into the habit of flicking the butter knife like a wand, and saying, “Accio, bagel”.

So, in short: I’m a wizard.
You should message me if
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✓ a bit of a tomboy, teasing and getting a little rough, but can appreciate a dress every now and again

✓ a lover of learning; or a bit of a bookworm, or an unapologetic nerd in some fashion—whether it be board games or sociology—as it is the highest form of sincerity

✓ being introverted or slightly cynical doesn't hurt

✓ nude is a comfortable state, and you'd say you're pretty confident when it comes to sexuality

✓ you find yourself worrying about similar things, and would like to share your hypotheses and ramblings

✓ Logan Square is easily accessible, as I’ve got a Ventra card and a bike—and I'd love if you had one, too