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25 Chicago, IL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Straight, Sapiosexual
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Okay. I've been here long enough to know the women I'm interested in speak fluent Netflix. As such, I've decided to translate my summary into its complex system of genres:

• Critically-acclaimed Adventures Featuring Strong Female Lead
• Witty Imaginative Comedy
• Feel-good Hidden Gem from the 1980s
• Because you watched Battlestar Galactica

Clearly, you can see I'm a bit of a nerd… and possibly that I pay far too much attention to random things. However, those are the sort of people I like to surround myself with. Vulnerability is the truest form of honesty, and I find it rather attractive. The same is true of booty. I love that, too.

"Even if it makes others uncomfortable,
I will love who I am."
— Janelle Monáe
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
• Thinking about attending an improv class

• Figuring out ways to support feminist ideas, and anything Elizabeth Warren has ever said.

Honestly, I don't believe I could date anyone that didn't label themselves a feminist, nor anyone that doesn't pay attention to the world at large. If you won't fight for your rights, who will?

• Immersing myself in all that is JavaScript for the time being.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dating profiles. Obviously.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hands up; don't shoot?

When I'm comfortable: I can be pseudo-arrogant (see above section), competitive, and tease a whole lot. However, I hope that I am always kind, and respectful of others. My anxiety naturally leads to an uncommon level of thoughtfulness. I try to use it to my advantage (i.e. dope gifts).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Comics: Saga, Y: The Last Man, Astro City, Sex Criminals, East of West, Watchmen

Board Games: Netrunner, Abyss, Kemet, Battlestar Galactica, Star Realms, Battlecon, Dead of Winter

NPR Shows: Planet Money, Invisibilia, All Things Considered, Ask Me Another, This American Life
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
It's very important that people treat everyone else as if they're the main characters in another story, not just a supporting role in their own. Communicate openly. Don't constantly be late, or flake out without warning. Thank the people that serve you.

A companion.
Life is more vibrant when I can share my experiences, the seemingly insignificant thoughts that reveal a myriad of shared connections. When I can cuddle all day long, or we can't keep our hands off each other long enough for that to happen. (Disclaimer: Despite this term, I claim no affiliation or fandom to the Doctor Who series. Before or after Moffat.)

When I'm at my worst, this helps bring me back to my senses.

The internet.
So much of the world's knowledge at my fingertips. Libraries don't even have porn.

Pretzel buns.
You know that burger is going to be good.

Viewers like you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
• When fingering someone, it's generally accepted as a poor time to bring up puppetry. But, come on…

• The sheer amount of people that strongly prefer to date someone of their own race. Oh well.

• The difficulty of knowing who has a nice butt online.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I put a bagel into the toaster, I've generally got a knife handy for the spreading cream cheese afterward. Additionally, it's fun predicting when the toaster will spring up its contents.

That said: I've grown into the habit of flicking the butter knife like a wand, and saying, "Accio, bagel".

So, in short: I’m a wizard.

House Ravenclaw all day, son.
(Fuck an MBTI score.)
You should message me if
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You'd like, and you're not too far from Logan Square.
Treat yo'self.