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25 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:23pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I’m the guy that uses semicolons in text messages; and the same one that couldn't start his college papers without a good font and leading.

The traditional ways our society defines "being a man" don't much interest me. A bit sociopathic, wouldn't you agree?

For a number of reasons, I try hard at about everything I do. Nothing else really makes sense. However, I'm also fairly mellow about things. It's weird.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Chilling out. Maxing. Relaxing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dating profiles. Obviously.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hands up; don't shoot?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Comics: Saga, Y: The Last Man, Astro City, Sex Criminals, East of West, Watchmen

Board Games: Netrunner, Abyss, Kemet, Battlestar Galactica

NPR Radio Shows: Planet Money, All Things Considered, Ask Me Another, This American Life
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
✓ The people on the CTA that avoid bunching up inches shy of the doors, and don't sit on the outside edge of an otherwise empty seat.

✓ Headphones capable of blocking out the entirety of the world while at work. Well, mostly that talkative guy behind me.

✓ New experiences with loyal people. Often, when I go out, I feel I run into nothing but couples. Anyone else have that experience?

✓ Pretzel buns.

✓ A sense of agency. I live by the rule that there are at least two ways to do any given thing. As such: feminism isn't a bad word.

✓ Viewers like you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When fingering someone, it's generally accepted as a poor time to bring up puppetry. But come on…
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Look cool...

Uh, probably toppling a terrorist organization, discovering a world between the dimensions we know, or saving the Battlestar from destruction.

Fuckin' nailed it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I put a bagel into the toaster, I’ve generally got a knife handy for the spreading cream cheese afterward. Additionally, it's fun predicting when the toaster will spring up its contents.

That said: I've grown into the habit of flicking the butter knife like a wand, and saying, “Accio, bagel”.

So, in short: I’m a wizard.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
✓ Logan Square is easily accessible. I’ve got a Ventra card and my bike. They'll get me most places, but I’d hope to avoid an hour commute every time I want to see you.

✓ You have no qualms about being a nerd. Its sincerity is attractive. And I seem to have a thing for scientists and teachers.

✓ Did I already mention big butts?