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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
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Straight, Sapiosexual
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Even if it makes others uncomfortable,
I will love who I am."

— Janelle Monáe

I’m the guy that uses semicolons in text messages, and the same one that couldn't start his college papers without a good font and leading. It's important my voice is heard in the right context, I suppose.

For a number of reasons (chief among them: paying far too much attention to everything), I try hard at about everything I do. Nothing else really makes sense. However, I'm also fairly mellow about things. It's weird.

cis man / sapiosexual / ally / feminist / sex+ / ggg

I like snarky women who are a little androgynous and have round butts, like: if you'd race me in tree-climbing, while creatively trash-talking in a sundress, I'd probably just marry you.

Especially if you could sing to me Rilo Kiley's "Silver Lining".
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Chilling out. Maxing. Relaxing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dating profiles. Obviously.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hands up; don't shoot?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Comics: Saga, Y: The Last Man, Astro City, Sex Criminals, East of West, Watchmen

Board Games: Netrunner, Abyss, Kemet, Battlestar Galactica, Star Realms, Battlecon, Dead of Winter

NPR Radio Shows: Planet Money, Invisibilia, All Things Considered, Ask Me Another, This American Life
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
✓ The people on the CTA that avoid bunching up inches shy of the doors, and don't sit on the outside edge of an otherwise empty seat.

✓ Headphones capable of blocking out the entirety of the world while at work. Well, mostly that talkative guy behind me.

✓ New experiences with loyal people. Often, when I go out, I feel I run into nothing but couples. Anyone else have that experience?

✓ Pretzel buns.

✓ A sense of agency. I live by the rule that there are at least two ways to do any given thing. As such: feminism isn't a bad word.

✓ Viewers like you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When fingering someone, it's generally accepted as a poor time to bring up puppetry. But come on…
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Look cool...

Uh, probably toppling a terrorist organization, discovering a world between the dimensions we know, or saving the Battlestar from destruction.

Fuckin' nailed it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I put a bagel into the toaster, I’ve generally got a knife handy for the spreading cream cheese afterward. Additionally, it's fun predicting when the toaster will spring up its contents.

That said: I've grown into the habit of flicking the butter knife like a wand, and saying, “Accio, bagel”.

So, in short: I’m a wizard.

House Ravenclaw all day, son.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
✓ Logan Square is easily accessible. I’ve got a Ventra card and my bike. They'll get me most places, but I’d hope to avoid an hour commute every time I want to see you.

✓ You have no qualms about being a nerd. Its sincerity and vulnerability is attractive. And I seem to have a thing for scientists and teachers.

✓ You're fine with me not drinking—I'm not recovering, just never felt the need to start. #DARE

✓ Did I already mention big butts?