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25 M Chicago, IL

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5′ 6″ (1.68m)
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Graduated from university
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Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am observant, and introspective, curious, and not-so-good at large parties. The closest thing I have to a religion is being honest, and sticking to my principles; because regardless of any possible space wizards or their promised palaces or their twice-checked lists: I know what I’ve done, and should take responsibility.

As such, I attempt to show kindness… though, I’m pretty sarcastic, too. Eh, to err is human.
What I’m doing with my life
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• I'm the child-safety locks on the internet at my full-time job. Recently, I helped recreate and program a site for some friends' tech start-up. Independently, I'm planning another site for keeping track of all the board games among my friends.

• Trying to better-understand my wants and needs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Researching, oddly enough. I enjoy it, and its natural consequence: learning. That also extends to shopping, which is convenient, as I'm a coder-designer.

So I'm rather into some aspects of fashion, and have since learned that techwear will be the death of me. But, on the bright side: I have $200 pants.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That’s racist.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I’m in the midst of waiting for the next seasons on Game of Thrones, Attack on Titan, and for the next volume of the comic Saga. So many good stories waiting to finish. So much easier when I was watching Avatar: The Last Airbender, Cowboy Bebop, and Battlestar Galactica because so many episodes were already there when I started. Oh well.

Usually, I go to sleep listening to NPR; generally either Planet Money or All Things Considered, but I enjoy several other shows, too. During the day, I can easily spend hours singing things from Spotify. And I’m quite sure I would marry the woman who could properly serenade me with Rilo Kiley’s “Silver Lining”.

And I’m kind of craving some Thai curry right now. With pineapples.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Summary of who I seek:

• She is kind and understanding—which is not to be confused with merely being nice, as her interactions aren't prescribed by society, but by her own reasoning. As such, I would readily expect introversion.

• She is self-aware and emotionally intelligent, a good listener, and willing to make herself better each and every day.

• She has a love for idiosyncrasies because everyone is weird, so let's try to support and foster as much as we can.

• She is witty, with a sharp tongue because conversations are much more fun with a competitive undertone.

• She has a never-ending curiosity.

• She is athletic and widest at the hips—mostly inexplicable, but I've always found this to be wildly attractive; and it'd be nice to cycle, climb, et al. So, yeah: I like big butts, and I cannot lie.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The sex-positive movement, feminism, the inherent hypocrisy of slut-shaming, health care, education, the Finnish box for new mothers, cute girls with short hair, the strength in being vulnerable, consumerism, social capital… I could go on.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either playing some vaguely-esoteric board game with friends, or going out to dance—which nearly none of my friends like to do, at least not at a place dedicated to it.

Not-so-typical Saturday: Attending the Chicago SlutWalk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I put a bagel into the toaster, I’ve generally got a knife handy for the spreading cream cheese afterward. Well, I like predicting when the toaster will spring up its contents, and have grown into the habit of flicking the butter knife like a wand, and saying, “Accio, bagel”.

So, in short: I’m a wizard.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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Connect if you this profile of cold text made your heart a little warmer, you worry about the same things, and live within reach of Logan Square—I’ve got a bike and a Ventra card.

Let’s try to avoid corresponding for ages so we meet up for good conversation and chai.