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androit_serif

24 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
» Honestly, I'm a bit of an observer—curious, introspective, and sarcastic—but I think it reinforces my lifelong goal to be kind.

» Challenges and competition are fun for me. I'm also quite organized; just look at this profile, and tell me otherwise.

» I'm trying to be less of a perfectionist, and more of an optimalist to get more done. I figure: if there's one thing I like more than striving for perfection, it's efficiency.
What I’m doing with my life
• Waking up at the alarm that signals I should leave to travel almost to O'Hare, where I'm a web content specialist. I like to describe the job as being the child-safety locks on the internet. You know, so all the non-technical people don't cause fires by shoving a fork into the electrical sockets.

» I stared dancing on weekends—as I've never had a desire to drink—it's really fun. It inspired me to start a hip-hop dance class in the West Loop. The commute is unnecessarily lengthy.
I’m really good at
» Finding minuscule details in our conversations, and using them to playfully tease you. On the other hand, this attention paid can lead to creative gifts. It's the best thing in the world when I can find the right sort of people to really joke around with.

• Well, certainly not that dance class…
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
• What the hell is Orphan Black?
Is that similar to Invisible Children?

» Waiting for the next seasons of Attack on Titan and Game of Thrones, because they're both so wonderfully fucked up. Unlike Battlestar Galactica and Cowboy Bebop, I can't just rush through all the shows.

I just might marry you on the spot if you can perform a good acoustic version of Rilo Kiley's Silver Lining.

» Afterward, I'd sing to you City and Colour's The Girl, and though it might not be great, there'd be tears of happiness everywhere. Or, for something livelier, the first half of the 20/20 Experience from Justin Timberlake.

» I have a Google Doc of several dozen musicians, finely ordered into six columns of admiration.

» At night, I've developed a habit of going to sleep to NPR shows like All Things Considered, Planet Money, and Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

• There's still a 900-page book I need to finish from years ago. Bleh.

» When is the next volume of Saga? It's a good coffee shop companion—and I don't tend to revisit media.

• Damn, I really want some pot stickers right now.
The six things I could never do without
» Wit and a sharp tongue, for verbal fisticuffs awaits!
» Kindness; which is not to be confused with being nice.
» Never-ending curiosity.
» High emotional intelligence and self-awareness.
» A sense of mutual respect, and a love of weirdness.
» A feeling of belonging.
• Dat ass. ♥
I spend a lot of time thinking about
» Uh, let's see: the inequalities in health care and education; consumerism; food waste; and the sex-positive movement.

• Good-looking girls with short hair; my want for a healthy diet vs. the existence of candy; how much I want this pair of pants that costs $200; the reasons for the missing start menu in Windows 8; should I go to Gen Con?
On a typical Friday night I am
• Probably playing a board game you haven't heard of. Yeah, we're cool like that. And we're eager to teach new people to love what we love—then you can be cool like us.

» Otherwise, I'm sort of making dancing at Slippery Slope a new habit of mine on Friday and Saturday nights. Join me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
» I recently participated in my third World Naked Bike Ride.

» Relationships tend to go infinitely better when the girl messages first—so, please, don't be shy. I'll only bite if you say it's okay.

» Oh, and I studied erogenous zones and such for my first time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
» I don't want you as a stranger, so please live in Logan Square, close to the neighborhood, or off the Blue Line. Staying online for a long while doesn't make much sense to me, for the record.

• It doesn’t get more sexy than consent, right?