So this may seem a little rant-like, but I think it's better to put
my expectations out there than to leave people wondering... So here
You may message me if You are open to exploring polyamorous
relationships, if you have questions about the type of poly I
practice (NOT: what is poly?) or are interested in finding an
actual relationship (as in NOT a casual hook up).
Messages ranging from "Hey..." to "hi, ur sexay i wanna bang u" Are
NOT acceptable and will be deleted...
Unicorn Hunters will *most likely* be ignored unless you have an
extremely compelling message and experience with polyamory.
You may message me if You can construct a message using complete
sentences. And please, NO txtspk. If you cannot bother to take the
time to type a full word or sentence, that does not speak very
highly for your potential relationship skills.
If you have the intellectual fortitude to look up anything you
don't understand on my profile... Polyamory is explained quite
thoroughly on Wikipedia. It is not my responsibility to educate
And Please, Do not be offended if I do not respond! I get a lot of
messages, and cannot possibly respond to them all, I do have other
things to do with my day. Just know that what I am looking for is
pretty specific. I wish you the very best of luck in your
Also, if you aren't afraid to squish bugs for me (... And
subsequent squished bug removal). Because I will freak out if there
is a bug. I'm not kidding... Sadly.