Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I'm a total bro, but not really at all. Furthermore this website
is fucked, but it's not that bad.
After three years of living in the San Francisco Bay area, I
recently moved back to Massachusetts. About two months ago, I
landed a job as a full time carpenter for a well respected company
in high end construction. We have jobs all over the greater Boston
area, and they have been a great company to work for. I like my
job, I take pride in my work, and so far, Somerville has been
I'm very much looking forward to some consistently warmer weather,
at which time I will ride my bike all over this urban environment!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a licensed professional carpenter. Having just relocated back
to the east coast, I am working to re-establish an interesting and
fulfilling life in the greater Boston area.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Choosing the SLOWEST check-out line at the grocery store or toll
both lane on the Mass Turnpike.
-Building, fixing, and making stuff
-Me being me/dry sarcasm and being facetious
-Alpine skiing, I was a race coach for a few years on the East
Coast, and I used to ski race in high school and after college.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Just some advice for OCK users:
I'd give advice to the male users too, but they aren't looking at
my profile, so my audience is totally female.
1.) Don't waste time with being a pen pal on here. The endless
messages and date cancellations are fucking annoying, and that is
2.) I know lots of men will message you, and that 90% + of these
messages are bullshit. Ignore/delete all that rubbish and TIMELY
reply to the polite messages. It's like an HR professional doing
recruiting or hiring. Women get a billion messages a day. There has
to be some decent content in all that. Men get one new message from
a new person about once a month.
3.) Accept that this is a personal ad. Be objective about it.
I hope that a little bit of criticism will help you find who you
are looking for. I wish that someone would have told me what I was
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, Tools, Fresh Air, Fun, Jokes, Drinks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Earth in terms of geologic time and the astronomically huge
infinite vast expanse of the universe
The ecosystems of world and the biota inhabiting them
The environmental impacts of human "progress"
The International Building Code
How to erect structures and construct practical things from wood,
like shelves and tables
Other ways to use the word "erect".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
As any species on this planet, we live in a finely tuned system.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-If you like to be outside doing active stuff
-If you like science, philosophy, art, and music
-If you like good food, cocktails, beer, wine, and other
-If you are a nice and open minded person
Who are you looking for?
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