I have an irrational fear of bees.

I'm Andy. Don't pee on me. I'm an interesting personality with unique opinions and eccentric mannerisms, just like every other piece of shit will tell you on here.

There is a fine line between genius and crazy, and I skirt it every day. But not like, brick through your window crazy.

I'm a singer/songwriter/producer. What a mouthful. If you can sing, or write music, I would LOVE to work with you. But I would probably just judge you the entire time and let you know what flaws I notice. You know you love that shit. It would most likely be a learning experience for both of us. I made a song based around the sound of a diet pepsi can, and it's really good. I enjoy listening to most of everything if it's good. I always welcome different types of musicians, just not shitty ones.

Jokes are jokes. I make a lot of them. I don't take myself too seriously, neither should you, because I won't. I'm only as offensive as you perceive me.

Absorbing enough information and emotions so that I'm not a huge piece of shit later on in life.

Way too fucking much to list. Using to and too properly. Definitely not a lot of math. Videogames. A buncha shit you don't fucking care about.

Fuckin' short. When I have long hair I look like Kurt Cobain.

Things that don't fucking suck.

Thom Yorke and The Radioheads, NIN, White Rabbits, Gorrilaz, Coldplay, Mugison, MGMT, Flying Lotus, Steven Wilson, Sufjan Stevens, Florence + The Machine, etc.

Pizza, meats, white chocolate(probably the only candy/sweet treat I will eat readily.) CAYENNE PEPPER ON EVERYTHING

Breaking Bad.

Step Brothers, Pineapple Express, Documentaries about how fucked up the world is(love these), anything with Paul Rudd/Seth Rogen/John C Reilly(except that fucking Darren Shan movie), etc. Simon Pegg and Nick Frost.

Air, the earth, gravity, food, water, sentience

Lots of things.

Sitting around and succumbing to my information addiction. Hating everything you stand for.

The biggest difference between you and me is I acknowledge how much of an idiot I am.

You might see this profile and notice a lot of flaws. But don't worry. I'm just like you. Only I have less flaws.

I hate asking for things. If I'm comfortable with you, it's probably not an issue.

I quite enjoy doing drugs. The good ones, not any of the shitty stuff like PCP, heroin, or meth.

Despite the idea that this profile might have given you, I'm a genuinely friendly person.

You noticed my name is misspelled. You're not an idiot.