Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a juicy brain in a boney cage and so are you, let's not deny
it. Use your meat appendages to tap me out a sassy message!
I'm a programming, outer space pondering, radio producing, people
watching, gif watching, cat following, robot coveting, slipper
wearing, tea drinking strong independent man who don't need no
woman but would like to meet a few just in case. INTP.
Team White and Gold.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Probably less than I ought to be.
Saving up the deposit for cryogenic storage of my head when I die,
so they can wake me up in the year 3000 as a historical
I recently built a miniature bridge so my cat could get on/off the
roof. I underestimated demand and now the entire neighbourhood cat
population are using it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The way I pronounce 'bath', like a filthy midlands pleb.
My hot buns 🍑
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Microwave Cooking for One
Online Dating for Dummies
Crotch Capers 3
BBC Sound Effects (Mono) Vol. 8
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet piped directly into brain
Tea piped directly into mug
Beer piped directly into lifestyle
Oyster card piped directly into wallet
Central heating piped directly into environment
Dark chocolate digestives piped directly into brain
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The mystery of consciousness.
The future of humanity.
The spooky skeleton inside us all.
What if our pets had pets?
Does uneaten soup go in the bin or down the drain?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to be in my electro-shoegaze-garage band.
You have some suggestions for bad movies I need to see.
You want to freeze your head too, and tour the post-apocalyptic
wastes with me as a double act.
You want to meet my cat.
To preserve my dignity I tend to only message those who rate/like
me back, so get clickin', ladies 😎
Who are you looking for?
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