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andygrn

25 London, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a juicy brain in a boney cage and so are you, let's not deny it. Use your meat appendages to tap me out a sassy message!

I'm a programming, outer space pondering, radio producing, people watching, gif watching, cat following, robot coveting, slipper wearing, tea drinking strong independent man who don't need no woman but would like to meet a few just in case. INTP. JRHNBR.

Team White and Gold.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Probably less than I ought to be.

Saving up the deposit for cryogenic storage of my head when I die, so they can wake me up in the year 3000 as a historical curiosity/fairground attraction.

I recently built a miniature bridge so my cat could get on/off the roof. I underestimated demand and now the entire neighbourhood cat population are using it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lounging
Interpretive dance
Javascript
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The way I pronounce 'bath', like a filthy midlands pleb.

My hot buns 🍑
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Microwave Cooking for One
Online Dating for Dummies

Crotch Capers 3
Gigli

Teleshopping

BBC Sound Effects (Mono) Vol. 8
Jingle Cats

Dust
Gristle
Bees
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet piped directly into brain
Tea piped directly into mug
Beer piped directly into lifestyle
Oyster card piped directly into wallet
Central heating piped directly into environment
Dark chocolate digestives piped directly into brain
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The mystery of consciousness.
The future of humanity.
The spooky skeleton inside us all.
What if our pets had pets?
Does uneaten soup go in the bin or down the drain?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cleaning up after YOU
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to be in my electro-shoegaze-garage band.
You have some suggestions for bad movies I need to see.
You want to freeze your head too, and tour the post-apocalyptic wastes with me as a double act.
You want to meet my cat.

To preserve my dignity I tend to only message those who rate/like me back, so get clickin', ladies 😎