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32 Longmont, CO Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 25, 2014
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I'm new to Colorado as of Jully. So right now on here I'm mostly looking to make new friends that can show me around and enjoy some beautiful nature with me. I'm open to more, of course, I mean I am on here. Im just sayin is all..

****Oh! And anyone that knows anything about adopting a rescue dog I'd love to hear any knowledge you're willing to share to help in that endeavor

*** I just discovered snapchat. It's pretty fun, risk free way to get to know someone. Hit me up on there, my name is iBentMyWookie. And in case you're wondering, no, I do not send out unsolicited dick pics like apparently every other dude on this site. I'm just a classy guy like that.

Hmm self summary... Idk I'm kinda pretty awesome. Kinda... haha I love going out, finding adventures, enjoying nature and meeting new people, or staying in making art, watching anything from netflix marathons to documentaries to a classic 80's movie I've seen countless times, sharing stories and making and devouring great meals

I love to read. Mostly fiction and graphic novels but I would love ANY suggestions for good non fiction reads! Please n thank you! and being out in nature n then of course retreating back to my amazing I love meeting new people (hence I'm filling out this shenanigans) and jokes and sarcasm and funny looks.

I'm an artist and have been drawing and creating art all of my life. Partly explains my love of those zaney, nerdy picture books.

Let's see, what else?? Hmm oh, I'm a Marine. I did five years in the Marine Corps and yes, I did get to spend a fair amount of time in Iraq.. Not a pleasant vacation spot by any means. I don't care what your travel agent tells you :)
What I’m doing with my life
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Once I get out to CO I'm getting back into tattooing as soon as I find a legit shop that will have me. Those are almost impossibly difficult to find out in Jersey.. I apprenticed for over a year here, but that story had a not so great ending. The artist I apprenticed under fell of the wagon n then relapsed with harder stuff n then lost his shop and everything else he cared about.. Bummer story, be able to tattoo well is something I've wanted for as long as I can remember so I'm ready to get back into it! Let's make some art!!

Oh! And I'm dying to run a Spartan Race!!! Well, any crazy, obstacle course marathon really. Zombie run, you name it I'm there! Ooh, and a polar plunge! I want to cross that one off my imaginary bucket list too
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making art.
Making you smile.
Entertaining you with my glorious stories. I grew up the middle child with four sisters in Irish household out in west bumble frig New Jersey. Believe me, I gots stories....
I'm pretty good at running too. Good in that I do actually run, and can run long distances.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hmm I don't know, My eyes maybe.. They're the magic kind that change colors! Or maybe my height. Or my smile. Oh I can smile, don't you worry :-)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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30 Rock, Game of Thrones, Arrested Developement, Futurama, Trailer Park Boys to name a few. I'm a Netflix guy.

Well I'll go 80's movies just to list a few.. All Dogs Go To Heaven, Short Circuit, Land Before Time, Neverending Story, Robocop, Gremlins, Flight of the Navigator, Little Monsters, Creepshow, Little Shop of Horrors, Willow!!!, Karate Kid
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
art supplies, good book, great tasting craft beer, the outdoors, running shoes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything! Oy.. The universe, people, space, zombie apocalypses, the planet, karma, the future, you, me, music, treehouses, the past, how cool it'd be to have a giant animal I could ride/ what animal would that be, the future, tattooing, taking my clothes off (is it hot in here?), dinosaurs, Halloween, snow boarding, making art. name a few
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well I don't normally get weekends at the moment so I'm going to go with work, dinner,sleep and work again in the morning typically.
Don't worry, this injustice will not stand. In CO the Friday night adventures will be epic :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Hmmm really, there really isn't much I'm not willing to talk about, share. You just have to ask.. So ask away, ya pervs
You should message me if
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You would like to. If anything I said made you smile. If you're into any of the same things I am. I'm easy to talk to and love to chat.