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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 1
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Not been in a relationship for couple of years. So giving this internet dating a try.
Originally from somewhere near THE NORTH, but Bristol very kindly adopted me when university came calling. Been having fun here ever since the end of the 20th century.
I'm funny, relaxed, not a thug. I like life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I enjoy work as a dispensing optician (someone who helps the public with their specs) and have been doing that for 10 years now. 10 years. Wow.

I am an artist. Although i don't have a studio anymore, and haven't exhibited for a while, i still try to be as creative as i can. This usually consists of painting gifts for friends.

I have been writing a book for children (and immature adults) which will one day be finished.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Safely driving hire cars really quickly, making curries, telling bad jokes, multitasking, and i kick ass at scrabble and football.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depends if i have my back to them. If this occurs, then my balding head might be of note.

Standing the other way round, then probably my receding hairline (and gorgeous eyes, handsome face, amazing body etc...)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too many books to mention. I like Steinbeck, Jack London, Kerouac, graphic novels like Preacher, just read Sean Ryder's autobiography. Now reading Game of thrones.

I like every film ever made. Even the really bad ones.

My music tastes are sporadic. Mostly rock, funk, soul, occasional pop classics, and whatever Spotify can randomly select.

I've seen some excellent plays at the hippodrome and old vic. Wouldn't mind going more often.

Food. Anything without brown sauce. Who invented that? Why?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Eyes, fingers, beer, mates, a good laugh, and sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wondering why i have to work on Saturday morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love funk.
You should message me if
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You want to chat, date, marry, have kids, and get a divorce.

Or if you just like me, would be nice to meet and see what happens...