I am strong, accessible, and generally happy. I like life and find enjoyment in each day. I like to laugh and sometimes cause other people to laugh (until they puke). Besides that, I climb rocks, draw stuff, comically manipulate photos and sometimes frequent the gym. Oh...and I smell good.

various creative endeavors and my awesome day job downtown

Just got my tix to FYF Fest (The "Fest Fest"). Who's going and wants to have a twelve dollar beer with me?

making people laugh and administering deeply relaxing back rubs. I've also placed highly in several competitive snuggling competitions and am a world-champion spooner.

Could be anything. My face? The quizzical look on it? My staggeringly bland choice of fashion for the day? So many possibilities. The sexy gap between my two front teeth? Usually it's my butt though.

Some favorites in no particular order:
Gaiman, Vonnegut, Pratchett, Wodehouse, Adams
Poirot, Sherlock Holmes, Rumpole, The Phantom Tollbooth, GOT, Dresden Files (I know it's cheesy but you've got to have cheesy entertainment sometimes)

The Soup, Daily Show, Home Movies, Archer, Spaced, Adventure Time, Firefly, Red Dwarf, Game of Thrones, American Dad, The IT Crowd, Poirot, Sherlock Holmes (Jeremy Brett), Sherlock (Cumberbatch)

Almodovar, Judge, Robinson, Anderson, Brooks, Kubrick
Idiocracy, Withnail & I, Black Dynamite, Freejack (ok not really), Fear of a Black Hat, Spinal Tap, Coming To America, Live Flesh, White, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

Little Dragon, Iron Maiden, Holy Fuck, The Omni Trio, Bluetech, Thin Lizzy, Men At Work, Supergrass, Tame Impala, The Jam, Depeche Mode, Baroness, DFA1979, Torche, Sabrina Malheiros, The Subhumans, Warpaint, Crystal Castles, Wagon Christ

Punk, Metal, Hardcore, Electronica, Indie Rock, Bossa Nova, House, Rock, Classical, Jazz, Hip and/or Hop, whatever Gay For Johnny Depp was.

friends
family
sushi/noodles
art
music
my junk

-life, the universe and everything
-the outdoor insanely high dive with zero safety features at the community pool in Houston when I was five and whether I really never saw that one kid hit the concrete around the pool instead of the water or if I did and my young psyche deftly edited it out.
-how much better the purple stuff would have tasted than sunny d

at my regular mahjong game with the ladies

"so I says to Mabel, I says..."

No. I've said too much already...

I don't know. You have a yacht? You like dudes with 4 pack abs (and a pony keg). If the smell of autumn's freshly fallen leaves harkens you back to a time of innocence and wonder and makes you crave oatmeal and hot cocoa with the...wait a minute - where are the marshmallows??? You gave me hot cocoa with NO MARSHMALLOWS??!!!?!?! What kind of monster are you, MOM??? Also if you like Radiohead

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