- I have Chuck Norris action figures.

- I say "yo", "word", and "no worries" way too often. I need to expand my usable diction dagnabbit.

::UPDATE:: Add "balls" to that list. Word.

- I love cartoons, anime, video games and all that other good stuff (I draw the line at larping and the such though. Too nerdcore for my taste. Nothing against it, just not my thing). Fuck growing up is what i say.

- I hate smoking. Tres disgusting. If you like it, hey cool. That's your thing. Just know I hate it when it gets blown in my damn face just walking down the street or sitting in a restaurant. If I wanted smoke in my face, I'd start the habit MYSELF thank you.

- While most kids go to bars and clubs on Thursday nights, I go play dodgeball.

- Moving back to Chicago (best city ever, bar none) after spending a year in Las Vegas. My company moves me out here, only to move me back a year later. At least I got a pretty awesome tan in the process?

Making a MEAN bowl of cheerios.

My amazing nose of AMAZINGNESS.

Let's be honest here, it is large and in charge.

People rub it for luck.

[a] Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, Harry Potter, Neuromancer (and about everything else from Gibson), Snow Crash, etc.

[b] Mel Brooks movies and anime are my bread and butter.

[c] Eh, I like a lot. However, I'm not about to say "I like anything and everything" because while that statement is so not true (concerning myself I mean), I also hate said statement because it's usually a bullshit lie. Oh, you like everything? What's that? How about some scandinavian polka eh? Or maybe some goregrind? Hows about we finish it up with some acid croft or angklung? Guh.

Anyways, here's the first 10 songs off of the randomized itunes to give you a taste...

1. The Beatles: Baby You're a Rich Man

2. Glassjaw: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Silence

3. Mega Man 2: Flashman Stage

4. Strapping Young Lad: All Hail The New Flesh

5. Envy: Mystery and Peace

6. Verse: Consume

7. Rise: Station Identification For The Print Less

8. Skee Lo: I Wish

9. Anapparatus: Within Nightmares

10. Sinking Ships: Raods Leading Midwest

(or just go here.)

[d] Cheerios, saltines and popcorn will make me a very happy boy.

Bah, I wouldn't say I could NEVER do without them...but I'm attatched to...

- ipod

- video games

- cartoons

- a 3 legged llama named horace

- the letter Q

- SASS

1) How leonard nemoy has the greatest voice imaginable.

B) Socks. Definitely socks.

III) How those shoes don't go with that shirt.

Fighting crime in a giant watermelon outfit going by the superhero moniker...CHUCK.

When I was little, I would pretend that I was on a tv show and the cameras recording me were invisible. Because these cameras were invisible, I had to keep my show a secret. The end of every "episode" would be when I had to go to the bathroom.

Psh, I was making reality shows before the networks. Jerkasses. *shines knuckles*

I met my girlfriend on this thing and I'm crazy about her. She's actually moving out here in June after she finishes up with school. Power to the interwebs.

If you've ever seen Hajime No Ippo, you and I will get along quite well because shitDAMN Ippo is aweslam.