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andythepandy

27 M Ferndale, MI

My Details

Last Online
Apr 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
My name is Andy.
I play instruments.
I write music under the alias of Andy and the Pandy's, among other things.
I like people.
I enjoy being awkward.
I don't mind silence.
I don't really talk much.
Sometimes I talk a lot. Just kidding.
I like to have fun.
I like to ride my bike.
I like skateboarding.
I like Dick Tracy. Probably more than anyone.
Internet/texting abbreviations annoy me.
I have a really large, really close-knit group of friends that I see pretty much every day.
I will laugh at everything. That is not an exaggeration.
I will be sarcastic.
I like high fives.
I talk in song lyrics on a regular basis and will do so every chance I get.
I have some tattoos.
I like sports. Only playing them. I don't usually watch them.
(I am very non-competitive.)
The Little League World Series is the only exception, because that shit is awesome. And hockey.
I secretly wish I was a rapper.
I like fishing a lot. A lot.

I was once so hopeful
I was once so free
I was once a fighter
Now I'm not much of anything.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to do something worthwhile. I'm not sure if it's working.

Playing a lot of music. That's what I do for a living. (not in the "my band is my job" kind of way. I'm not stupid and my band is never going anywhere.)
I'm also a recording engineer/producer on the side.

Trying to love everyone.
I’m really good at
Hugs. I always win.
And making appropriate playlists/mixtapes.
Listening.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually when I first meet someone they think I hate them because I don't talk, or I make fun of them. oops. I'm not a jerk, though. Trust me. I'm actually a pretty nice dude.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like a lot of things... from punk to bluegrass and most everything in between and outside.

anathallo, the ramones, wintersleep, mewithoutyou, watashi wa, elliott smith, bill monroe, earl scruggs, house of heroes, nofx, mxpx, hank williams, loretta lynn, owen, andrew bird, the wooden sky, iron and wine, cursive, and infinitely more...

movies... dick tracy. the mighty ducks trilogy, the karate kid trilogy (the 4th one doesn't exist, as far as i'm concerned), the big lebowski, the living wake, he's just not that into you, newsies (it's the only musical that i like, and i love it.) lord of the rings, clue, suicide club, josie and the pussycats, and dick tracy. and also, dick tracy.

books... LORD OF THE RINGS!/THE HOBBIT (i've read the whole series probably 5 or 6 times). anything donald miller or c.s. lewis has ever written. also a fan of dave eggers. and you know, typical stuff like catcher in the rye, perks of being a wallflower, running with scissors, naked lunch... i could keep going, but i don't feel like it. i like to read.
The six things I could never do without
music. love. god. cigarettes. beer. music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
my lofty life goals.

top 3:
-bathe in a waterfall
-poop in the grand canyon
-hug a polar bear
On a typical Friday night I am
dying by the record machine.

porch parties. all day. everyday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wink at people a lot because I think it's creepy and it makes me laugh. In real life, that is.

I'm losing my hair, and I just don't care. Now wave your hands in the air, and jump onto a chair.

I'm getting pretty fat because I drink too much beer. Seriously. It looks like I'm 6 months pregnant. By the way, I'm super attractive.

I can shimmy better than you.

I made a pact with my best friend that if we were ever in a situation where death was imminent, we have to strip naked and yell "FREEDOM!".

I will cry like a baby every time i see the following movies: mr. holland's opus, armageddon, lord of the rings, SLC punk!

I play D&D. If you think that's lame or stupid, fuck you. That shit's awesome.

I won't go to clubs. They just make me frustrated that I'm not playing laser tag. Conversely, laser tag just makes me want to dance.

I rarely ever make the first move. Who cares? Rhetorical.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-You hate bright eyes, msi, blink 182, and donnie darko as much as I do.
If you like any of those things, I guess that's fine too.

-You want to go bowling. I have coupons.

-You're one in a million.

-You want to get drunk and talk about Jesus.

If you don't like lord of the rings, don't even bother talking to me, because you're probably dead inside.
(I don't really mean that. well, not completely.)

Talk to me. I'd love to hear about you.