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andyzaster

30 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 31
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English, French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Ancient Greek (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I do stand-up, I'm from Memphis, and I love that top you're wearing.
What I’m doing with my life
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Making comedy*, temping, living every week like it's Shark Week.

*don't worry, not an improviser
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dumb jokes, the pink category in Trivial Pursuit, watching Buffy, making lists (see below), solving Rubik's cubes
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that they want to guess my ethnicity. (feel free.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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movies: 12 Angry Men (1957), The Avengers, City of God, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, The Godfather, Kill Bill, Mrs. Doubtfire, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Pulp Fiction, Rushmore, The Shawshank Redemption

TV: 30 Rock, Angel, Breaking Bad, Buffy, Community, Extras, Family Feud, Mr. Show, The Office (USA), The Sopranos, Spaced

books (comic and regular type): Daytripper, The Godfather, Good Omens, Harry Potter, High Fidelity, Killing Yourself To Live, Lamb, Marvels, Preacher, Sex Drugs & Cocoa Puffs, Walking Dead, Y:The Last Man

musics: Beatles, Detroit Cobras, Flight of the Conchords, Har Mar Superstar, The Hives, Johnny Cash, Louis Prima, Outkast, Queen, White Stripes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

foods: all of them. except cucumber.

UPDATE: I AM COMING AROUND ON CUCUMBER.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
stage time, Google maps, kissing, Abbey Road, my dog River, and a MYSTERY thing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You know that scene in the Simpsons where something important is happening and they zoom in on Homer's head to see what he's thinking and he's just humming that Gary Glitter song to himself? It's kind of like that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either performing in, producing, or watching a comedy show. sometimes all three. alternately, at home watching Buffy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Homeland-era Mandy Patinkin is my beard idol.
You should message me if
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-if you like guys who describe themselves as "good people"
-if you're not really into taking things too seriously (including this site)
-if you just wanna fetishize me for my beard
-if you think bad art can be enjoyed just as much as good art