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30 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Aug 28
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and dislikes cats
English, French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Ancient Greek (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I do stand-up, I'm from Memphis, and I love that top you're wearing.
What I’m doing with my life
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Making comedy*, temping, living every week like it's Shark Week.

*don't worry, not an improviser
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
the pink category in Trivial Pursuit, dumb jokes, watching Buffy, making lists (see below), solving Rubik's cubes
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that they want to guess my ethnicity. (feel free.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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movies: 12 Angry Men (1957), The Avengers, City of God, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, The Godfather, Kill Bill, Mrs. Doubtfire, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Pulp Fiction, Rushmore, The Shawshank Redemption

TV: 30 Rock, Angel, Breaking Bad, Buffy, Community, Extras, Family Feud, Mr. Show, The Office (USA), The Sopranos, Spaced

books: Daytripper, The Godfather, Good Omens, Harry Potter, High Fidelity, Lamb, Marvels, Preacher, Sex Drugs & Cocoa Puffs, Walking Dead, Y:The Last Man

musics: Beatles, Detroit Cobras, Flight of the Conchords, Har Mar Superstar, The Hives, Johnny Cash, Louis Prima, Outkast, Queen, White Stripes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

foods: all of them. except cucumbers
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
stage time, Google maps, kissing, my dog, "Abbey Road," and a MYSTERY thing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You know that scene in the Simpsons where something important is happening and they zoom in on Homer's head to see what he's thinking and he's just humming that Gary Glitter song to himself? It's kind of like that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either performing in, producing, or watching a comedy show. sometimes all three. alternately, at home watching Buffy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Homeland-era Mandy Patinkin is my beard idol.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
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-if you like guys who describe themselves as "good people"
-if you're not really into taking things too seriously (including this site)
-if you just wanna fetishize me for my beard
-if you think bad art can be enjoyed just as much as good art