I do stand-up, I'm from Memphis, and I love that top you're
What I’m doing with my life
Making comedy*, temping, living every week like it's Shark
*don't worry, not an improviser
I’m really good at
Dumb jokes, the pink category in Trivial Pursuit, watching Buffy,
making lists (see below), solving Rubik's cubes
The first things people usually notice about me
is that they want to guess my ethnicity. (feel free.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
movies: 12 Angry Men (1957), The Avengers, Black Dynamite, City of
God, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, The Godfather, Kill Bill, Mrs.
Doubtfire, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Pulp Fiction, Rushmore, The
TV: 30 Rock, Angel, Breaking Bad, Buffy, Community, Extras, Family
Feud, Mr. Show, The Office (USA), The Sopranos, Spaced
books (comic and regular type): Daytripper, The Godfather, Good
Omens, Harry Potter, High Fidelity, Killing Yourself To Live, Lamb,
Marvels, Preacher, Sex Drugs & Cocoa Puffs, Walking Dead, Y:The
musics: Beatles, Detroit Cobras, Flight of the Conchords, Har Mar
Superstar, The Hives, Johnny Cash, Louis Prima, Outkast, Queen,
White Stripes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs
foods: all of them. except cucumber.
UPDATE: I AM COMING AROUND ON CUCUMBER.
The six things I could never do without
stage time, Google maps, kissing, Abbey Road, my dog River, and a
I spend a lot of time thinking about
You know that scene in the Simpsons where something important is
happening and they zoom in on Homer's head to see what he's
thinking and he's just humming that Gary Glitter song to himself?
It's kind of like that.
On a typical Friday night I am
either performing in, producing, or watching a comedy show.
sometimes all three. alternately, at home watching Buffy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Homeland-era Mandy Patinkin is my beard idol.
You should message me if
-if you like guys who describe themselves as "good people"
-if you're not really into taking things too seriously (including
-if you just wanna fetishize me for my beard
-if you think bad art can be enjoyed just as much as good art