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andyzaster

29 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English, French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Ancient Greek (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Oh hey, I'm Andy. I'm in Chicago by way of Memphis, I do stand-up, and I simply love that top you're wearing.
What I’m doing with my life
Making comedy, temping, living every week like it's Shark Week.
I’m really good at
solving a Rubiks cube in about two and a half minutes, recognizing that guy from that one episode of The Sopranos, putting things in order (see below), dumb jokes
The first things people usually notice about me
is that they have no idea what my ethnicity is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
movies: 12 Angry Men (1957), The Avengers, City of God, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, The Godfather, Kill Bill, Mrs. Doubtfire, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Pulp Fiction, Rushmore, The Shawshank Redemption, True Romance

TV: 30 Rock, Breaking Bad, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Community, Extras, Family Feud, Mr. Show, The Office (USA), The Sopranos, Spaced

books: The Godfather, Good Omens, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Harry Potter, High Fidelity, Killing Yourself to Live, Lamb, Sex Drugs & Cocoa Puffs, Where The Wild Things Are

also comics: Preacher, Runaways, Saga, The Walking Dead, Watchmen, Y: The Last Man

musics: Beatles, Detroit Cobras, Flight of the Conchords, Har Mar Superstar, The Hives, Johnny Cash, Louis Prima, OK Go, Outkast, Queen, White Stripes

foods: all of them. except cucumber.
The six things I could never do without
stage time, hoodies, TV show binging, my dog, "Abbey Road," and one thing that's a MYSTERY
I spend a lot of time thinking about
You know that scene in the Simpsons where something important is happening and they zoom in on Homer's head to see what he's thinking and he's just humming that Gary Glitter song to himself? It's kind of like that.
On a typical Friday night I am
either performing in, producing, or watching a comedy show. sometimes all three.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love Pitch Perfect more every time I watch it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
-if you like guys who describe themselves as "good people"
-if you're not really into taking things too seriously (including this dumb site and the expectations therein)
-if you just wanna fetishize me for my beard
-if you think bad art can be enjoyed just as much as good art
-if you wanna talk to a guy who's good people