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29 Denver, CO Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
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Graduated from masters program
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I like going places more than actually getting there. I’m curious and ambitious, which has been a pretty good combination so far.
What I’m doing with my life
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A few different things. Each day is a little different but usually involves wandering around from coffee shop to coffee shop, freelance programming the day away. I had a 9-5 office job for a while, but I like this way more.

I like to find things to appreciate, drive cars, look at things in the sky, watch TV that doesn't put me to sleep, read books that don't me feel like I'm in high school again, and spend time with the brilliant people I’m lucky enough to have as friends. I don’t have any tattoos, because I don’t like anything that much for that long. I like them on other people though.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hiding my amusement at inappropriate things, road trips, fixing stuff, getting in over my head, having more fun once I’m in over my head, working with my hands, being excited about things I like, relating to people, spending way too long in the shower, recognizing my limits yet occasionally exceeding them anyway, forgetting to turn the lights off when I leave, confusing right with left and vice versa.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I smile a lot. I've been told, more than once, that this lets me get away with a lot more than I could otherwise.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A Short History of Nearly Everything, just about anything by David Sedaris, You Shall Know Our Velocity, Agent ZigZag, The Visual Display of Quantitative Information, Calvin and Hobbes, Achewood.

I've been on a documentary kick lately. I also went on a dark 70s classics kick a few years ago, and some of those are still my favorites. Also: Adaptation, Full Metal Jacket, The Lives of Others, Top Gun (not joking, I never grew out of the i-want-to-fly-jets phase), Glengarry Glen Ross, Quiz Show, The Right Stuff

Arrested Development, Archer, Top Gear, Always Sunny, Silicon Valley, Through the Wormhole, Mad Men, F1, whatever my friends have talked me into watching recently.

Some super-all-time-favorites: Wilco, Pixies, the Wrens, Explosions in the Sky, Radiohead, Neko Case, Modest Mouse, the Magnetic Fields, Glenn Gould, the Notwist.
Current rotation: Slodive, Jim Messina and the Jesters, Atlas Sound, Botanist, Moose.

I want to go on a bbq tour of the south.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My laptop and an internet connection. It’s how I make a living, but also how I watch movies and listen to music and write things that will ensure I can never run for any kind of office.


A car. I love going places, and I usually don't even care where. If I'm in motion, I'm happy. (Actually, nowadays a good pair of shoes might be more accurate. I don't need to drive that often, but my phone tells me I walk a couple miles a day.)

Places without light pollution.

A dishwasher. I'm really into the idea of machines doing work instead of me.

Something new to learn.

Whisky, or in a pinch, gin.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future of humanity and what I can do to make it better, what I'm going to have for lunch, miscellany, the task at hand (rarely), the probabilities of things occurring, the fact that I want an ocean-faring sailboat despite being terrified of deep water and what that says about me.

Also, how much I want to “have” a lawyer. I think I would like having someone whose job it is to keep me out of trouble. Not that I really need that, but you know, just in case...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Developing tinnitus.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I haven’t received a speeding ticket in 12 years, which is the closest thing to a miracle I’ve ever experienced.
You should message me if
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You get excited when you talk about the things you’re into. You have a strong sense of control over your life. You like to go out sometimes.

Or just if you feel like it, everything else nonwithstanding.