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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Last online
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6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I like going places more than actually getting there. I’m curious and ambitious, which has been a good combination so far. I consider Colorado home- my family moved here when I was four but my memories of Muskogee are mostly limited to an afternoon spent planting a Coke bottle in our front yard thinking it would grow into a Coke tree. I was a pretty dumb kid. I'd like to think I've gotten better.

This is kinda long. I like writing more than I like editing.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working for myself, making little pieces of the internet in coffee shops and bars with beer-and-shot specials of varying ingestability. I had a 9-5 office desk job for a while, but a person can only take so much of that. More money + more freedom = more happy.

I like to find things to appreciate, drive cars, look at stuff in the sky, wander around the city, start conversations with strangers and end them before we get bored, wander around some more, and spend time with the fantastic people I’m lucky enough to have as friends. I don’t have any tattoos, because I don’t like anything that much for that long. I like them on other people though.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hiding my amusement at inappropriate things, road trips, fixing stuff, getting in over my head, having more fun once I’m in over my head, working with my hands, relating to people, recognizing my limits yet occasionally exceeding them anyway, forgetting to turn the lights off when I leave.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I smile a lot. I've been told, more than once, that this lets me get away with a lot more than I could otherwise. When not smiling, I'm apparently sporting the guy equivalent of BRF.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A Short History of Nearly Everything, just about anything by David Sedaris, You Shall Know Our Velocity, Agent ZigZag, The Visual Display of Quantitative Information, Calvin and Hobbes, Achewood.

Some that come to mind: Adaptation, Full Metal Jacket, The Lives of Others, Top Gun (I have yet to grow out of the i-want-to-fly-jets phase), Deep Water, Happy People, The Fog of War, Glengarry Glen Ross, Quiz Show, The Right Stuff

Arrested Development, Archer, Top Gear, Always Sunny, Silicon Valley, The Wire, Ray Mears, Better Call Saul, When We Left Earth, F1, whatever my friends have talked me into watching recently.

Some super-all-time-favorites: Wilco, Pixies, the Wrens, Explosions in the Sky, Radiohead, Neko Case, Modest Mouse, the Magnetic Fields, Glenn Gould. Some stuff I'm listening to a lot right now: Slowdive, Jim Messina and the Jesters, Grizzly Bear, Botanist, Moose.

Anything out of a smoker, sashimi, breakfast spaghetti, steaks, sugar steaks, drunken noodles, egg beers, the occasional vegetable.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A car. I love going places, and I usually don't even care where. If I'm in motion, I'm happy. Nowadays I tend to walk more than I drive though.

Places where I can see tons of stars, and places with enough lights to drown them all out.

My laptop and an internet connection. It’s how I make a living, but also how I watch movies and listen to music and write things that will ensure I can never run for any kind of office.

Places and things that have nothing to do with screens or the internet.

A dishwasher. I'm really into the idea of machines doing work instead of me.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much cheese is too much cheese?

The fact that I want an ocean-faring sailboat despite being terrified of actual oceans and what that says about me.

Also, how much I want to “have” a lawyer. I want someone whose job it is to keep me out of trouble. Just in case, or something.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Developing tinnitus and testing whether whiskey is an effective cure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was a paid guinea pig for various studies in college. Some things I learned about myself: my spatial reasoning is on point, I'm really bad at recognizing birds, and I "have an above-average VO2 max". I'm not totally sure what that last thing is but she said it in a complimentary way so that's how I took it.
You should message me if
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You can embrace your inner aimless teenager, even if it's just for an afternoon.