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29 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 10:38am
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Since brevity is the soul of wit, I will be brief.

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently pursuing my bachelor's degree in Chemistry,
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything. I’m not a perfectionist, and I’m not a competitive person, but I do believe in excellence. If you are going to take the time to do something, you should do it right, and you should do it well.

That being said, I am currently pursuing excellence in writing, drawing, painting, and being more healthy.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I would be far better suited to swinging an axe on some ancient battlefield, or hunting furs on a frontier river, than to navigating the complexities of the modern world. Every now and then, I wish that were the case.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I read anything I can get my hands on. My favorite stories will always be crap fantasy, though. The kind with some Frank Frazetta painting on the cover. One with a well-oiled and muscular man with a sword, perched on a crumbling staircase while two scantily clad women clutch his legs and a dragon whirls overhead. It isn't Grapes of Wrath, but you can blame C.S. Lewis.

Movies: In my favorite movies, somebody usually has a sword, sometimes it's made out of lasers. I like the ones with ambiguous morals, where the bad guys sometimes win. I can't really put a type down here, my tastes are pretty eclectic, from Terminator 2 to Shakespeare In Love. My favorite movie is Casablanca.

Shows: I pretty much limit my TV exposure to: Fantasy, Sci-Fi, and Non-Fiction. There are a couple of notable animated comedy exceptions to this, but neither of them are Family Guy. My favorite TV show is Firefly and if it's not yours, that's probably because you've never seen it.

Music: Again, it's pretty eclectic, and it depends on what I'm doing while I'm listening to it. Maybe it's something we can talk about. I like learning about new things.

I really enjoy entertainment, and would be happy to talk movies, TV, music, books, or food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
--The raw potential in a blank sheet of paper
--The spike of elation that comes with rolling a natural 20 at just the right moment.
--The view of the Willamette River as MAX rolls over the Steel Bridge.
--The smell of an old book
--The other side of the pillow.
--The occasional slice of warm, gooey pecan pie, serving as the delicious bed for a scoop of vanilla ice cream.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Brave new worlds and the people that inhabit them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The only thing worse than working on Friday nights, is having a typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I find Bugs Bunny to be somewhat attractive when he puts on a dress and pretends to be a girl bunny.

I want to be the girl with the most cake.
You should message me if
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You're an intelligent, creative type.

You like D&D. You always have time for Star Trek.

You wanna shoot the breeze.