1. If you're thinking of messaging me to let me know I have great tits, nice ass, awesome secondary sexual characteristics, ect. then save us both some time and don't do it.
2. I am Polyamorous [adjective]:Pertaining to participation in multiple and simultaneous loving or sexual relationships.
I am very happily married and I love my husband; but I also believe that the heart is capable of an infinite amount of love and to limit that is to limit myself. I am not looking for casual sex or one night stands here. I am looking to make connections with other people who can enrich my life and make me a better person and who I can do the same for in return.
School: taking the semester off, but i'm an illustration major at SLCC with one semester left before I transfer to a 4 year university.
Work: I'm an art teacher! I don't generally love kids (they can be amazing as individuals, but as a whole I find them sticky and loud) but I love teaching them to love art as much as I do :D
I'm not a super star but i love to sing, mostly opera/classical and jazz so if random outbursts of song annoy you turn back now! i'm also doodling constantly; if i have a pen but no paper i will use the next available surface, usually the closest hand or arm :P
Woah; that was a lot. Are you still here? If you made it through that and found this trait endearing and eccentric and not crazy material (if it makes you feel better, my husband tells me my awkwardness is more in my head than it actually shows to the people around me) than you get double brownie points. Remind me and I'll bring them on our first date. I will say that once I warm up to someone I'm usually my much more energetic/quirky/sassy/etc self. still awkward though.
movies/shows: Dante's Peak, Minority Report, Bringing up Baby, Arsenic and Old Lace, Howl's Moving Castle, Drawn Together, Big Bang Theory, Scrubs, Grimm, Once Upon a Time, The Help, MUPPETS!, Date Night, My Name is Khan, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Rocky Horror Picture show, Rent, Spamalot, Ragtime, Page Turner, The Orphanage, Fiddler on the Roof, Pan's Labyrinth, Repo Man.... if it has blood, gore, nudity, and witty musical numbers I will probably love it.
music: well right now my favorite song is Birds of a Feather by the Civil Wars but as for musicians in general: Tim Minchin (this guy is awesome!!) Nightwish!!! Evanescence, Adele, Ilyaimy, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, Nat King Cole, Peggy Lee, No Doubt, Pink, Celtic Woman, Josh Groban, Kingston Trio, T.M. Revolution, Hyde, Mana, Gackt, and anything composed by Yoko Kanno or Yuki Kajiura, and Gackt. I like just about any type of music except for country and even that has a few exceptions.
Food: I'm a foodie; I love good quality food and I love to try new things. At the top are any type of Thai or Indian food, Mexican food, Italian food, rice, cilantro (an herb technically, but I eat it on just about anything), and pretty much any type of sea food. Also chai tea, thai tea, bubble tea....mmm...tea.
5. Shampoo (there's nothing worse than dirty hair. Really. Go ahead and string me up by my toenails, just let me wash my hair once a day!)
6. Internet (ok, I could probably live without it, but I love being able to talk with new people from across the world)
If you like board games
If you would like a new friend, seriously. I know looking for friends on a dating website doesn't usually work, but friendship is a very important corner stone to any relationship whether it stays there or evolves into something more (though you'd probably have to tell me if you wanted it to be something more because I can never tell if someone is into me -_- I can friend zone someone I have a total crush on and not even mean to. I'm that talented.)
If you are a little bit kinky (or a lot ;)
You aren't overly attached to your facial hair.
Don't have Anatidaephobia (or you do and you would like to try and overcome your fear)
You like short, cuddly, affectionate, slightly scary chicks
And really, think of what you could be missing out on by NOT messaging me! We could be soul mates tied by that red string of fate ^.^ If nothing else, we could be awesome friends- or even the perfect adversaries :D Common! Let’s find out!
Alternatively, if you'd like me to make the first move i'm totally fine with that, just click the 'like' button and if I do the same for you and we're a match I will be happy to shoot you a message :)