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34 Akron, OH Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
May 21
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello! I am quite awesome. I just think you should know that about me up front. Other apt words to describe me are: Intelligent; Funny; Witty; Over-analytical; Loyal; Opinionated; Sensitive; Strong; Caring; Fixer; Competent; Perfectionist; Quirky; and Nerd (for life!).

What am I looking for?

Although well aware this could be taken in a bad light, the truth is that I want something to look forward to. I haven't found that in my career - yet. I enjoy life and have great friends. But I can't shake the feeling that there's something more out there meant for me. Perhaps it will come in the form of a relationship with a great guy. Perhaps it will come in the form of finding a career I can be passionate about. Whatever the case, I know I have to be proactive to find it.

One thing I don't want is to rush into anything. It seems, what experiences I've had lately, a lot of people want to jump right into exclusivity. I don't get it. It takes time to get to know someone, to build trust. Why attempt to rush that process? What ever happened to being friends first? So, you know, there's that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am currently starting to live my life. I spent a lot of years being terrified of trying things because of my own, irrational hangups. Now, I'm looking at things from a lot of different angles and taking the risks I should have been doing all along. I don't want to live penned up in a world of mediocrity because I was afraid to fail.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
proofreading, baking, following directions, coloring, being a smart aleck, seeing the big picture, admitting I'm wrong and being accountable
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
To be honest, either my eyes or my breasts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I suppose I'll try the lists thing. Here we go.

Books: Tenant at Wildfell Hall; Pride and Prejudice; It's Not Me, It's You; Back Story; The Uglies series; Shadow Children series; My Booky Wook; The Tao of Pooh; Stephen King books; Watership Down; Jane Eyre; Now You See Me; Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers; The Upside to Irrationality; Assassination Vacation; Tipping Point; Freakonomics; Harry Potter series; Incarnations of Immortality series; Spearwielder's trilogy; Haroun and the Sea of Stories; Postsecret books; A Christmas Carol; The Gates; The Lovers; The Book of Lost Things; Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter; Mark Twain books; Kurt Vonnegut writings; and many, many more

Movies: All Over the Guy; Bandits; Blues Brothers; Mallrats; Dogma; Just Friends; Full Metal Jacket; V for Vendetta; Evolution; Return to Me; Crocodile Dundee; Star Trek (new); Star Wars (originals); Lady and the Tramp; Lion King; Highlander; Despicable Me; Lilo and Stitch; Monsters, Inc; Four Rooms; Reservoir Dogs; Desperado; Bill Madison; Happy Gilmore; As Good As It Gets; Anchors Aweigh; Blue Skies; Johnny Dangerously; Sons of Katie Elder; McClintock; Labyrinth; Spaceballs; Super Troopers; French Kiss; When Harry Met Sally; Goonies; Sabrina; Gross Pointe Blank; Hard Day's Night; Help!; and many, many more

TV: Bones; New Girl; Burn Notice; Leverage; QI; 8 Out of 10 Cats; Would I Lie To You; House; Battlestar Galactica; Jonathan Creek; Wire in the Blood; NCIS; Bluestone 42; Big Bang Theory; Sherlock; Doctor Who; Misfits; Archer; Moone Boy; Mindy Project; Pramface; Castle; Psych; Once Upon a Time; Green Wing; Warehouse 13; Community; Grimm; Project Runway; Raising Hope; Fresh Meat; Go On; New Normal; Peep Show; Suits; Criminal Minds; How I Met Your Mother; Arrested Development; and many, many more

Musical Stylings and Such

I continue to marvel at just how awesome my music mix is. These are some of the highest rated songs on my IPod and it is amazing (or, if you're from Essex, Amazeballs)!

VAST, "Touched"
Alanis Morissette, "Let's Do It (Let's Fall In Love)"
Cast of Spamalot, "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"
Tilt, "Kung Fu Fighting"
Frank Sinatra, "New York, New York"
Alicia Keys (ft. Jack White), "Another Way to Die"
Sammy Kershaw, "She Don't Know She's Beautiful"
Queen, "Don't Stop Me Now"
311, "Amber"
Gary Puckett & The Union Gap, "Young Girl"
Rick Astley, "Together Forever"
Jason Mraz, "If It Kills Me"
Paloma Faith, "Do You Want the Truth Or Something Beautiful"
Barenaked Ladies, "It's All Been Done"
Straight No Chaser, "Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours"
Los Lobos with Antonio Banderas, "Cancion Del Mariachil"
The Wallflowers, "One Headlight"
Mitchell and Webb, "That Mitchell and Webb Sound"
Bell Biv DeVoe, "Poison"
DC Talk, "Fearless"
The Cranberries, "Linger"
The Beatles, "I've Just Seen a Face"
The Divine Comedy, "Tonight We Fly"
Frank Turner, "Reasons Not To Be an Idiot"
The Blues Brothers, "I Got Everything I Need (Almost)"
Rufus Wainwright, "Vicious World"
Louise and the Pins, "Bell Jar"
Akon, "Belly Dancer (Bananza)"
They Might Be Giants, "Birdhous In Your Soul"
System of a Down, "Chop Suey"
Britney Spears, "Circus"
Cake, "Jolene"
Radiohead, "Creep"
Harry Belafonte, "Jump in the Line (Shake Senora)"
Ed Sheeran, "Lego House"
Corey Smith, "In the Mood"
The Housemartins, "Happy Hour"
Squirrel Nut Zippers, "Hell"
Steps, "Tragedy"
Jedward, "Lipstick"
Kaiser Chiefs, "Never Miss a Beat"
Rilo Kiley, "Portions for Foxes"
Spinal Tap, "Stonehenge"
Weezer, "Susanne"

... You get the point
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pragmatic List: food, shelter, water, job, car, air
Existential List: family, friends, pets, music, the written word, access to information
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Religion; Politics; World Needs; Budget/Finances; Travel; Memories; the Future; How to Make a Difference; How to Improve Myself; What's For Dinner?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at home doing laundry and catching up on my stories, out at karaoke, going home to visit family, coloring, cleaning, hanging with friends...I like to switch it up when possible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Due to past career experiences, I know too much about the bad things people do to each other. So, I get pretty disgusted when someone can't understand why I err on the side of caution. I'm also disgusted that enough people lack caution and common sense that I look like the odd ball out. I'm not going to give my phone number to a stranger. I'm not going to give my address to a stranger. And, until we've chatted enough that I feel comfortable meeting or taking any of the above steps, you are a stranger to me. The sad truth of the internet is that anyone can claim to be anything. Will it still always work out? No. But, I will have at least done my due diligence.
You should message me if
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- You are looking for more than a one night stand or a sex fling.
- You are a fan of intelligent conversation, as well as random silliness (that's a plus, too).
- You don't just make the reference to meeting new friends, you actually hope to make new friends on this site.
- You have no preconceived notions of what will happen if you message me, you just feel like it and do it.