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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:23am
Relationship Type
5' 9" (1.76m)
Body Type
Average build
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
My self-summary
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Herro! I moved to Colorado from Oklahoma back in July 2013. I'm proud to admit I do not have a southern accent. For the most part I really like it here. Don't have a lot of friends here still though. Socially awkward, but in the endearing way... I hope. I smoke A LOT of pot.

I've gone rock climbing a few times and LOVE IT. So I can always use a new climbing buddy to 'show me the ropes.' Heh heh. With that said, I love puns. I will almost always die laughing at a good dad joke. I can be quiet most times when I first meet people, but I will start to come out after I feel comfortable.

I like to think I'm a badass.
I don't know how to dougie.
I've met and touched Ratatat and Ghostland Observatory.
Tegan Quinn air fived me at one of their shows. ( I can now die happy)
I'm sarcastic as duck. (Yes I meant duck)
I'd rather listen than talk.
I enjoy busting out random facts I've heard.

I play some instruments. Written a few songs. Nothing good enough to be called music, but I try. I'm also ballsy enough to put it on YouTube for the world to judge me-
What I’m doing with my life
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Well besides moving to Colorado to better my life and experience new things, just working. My goal in life is to remain happy. I don't care about having a career and lots of money. I'm perfectly content with living from paycheck to paycheck as long as I'm truly happy where I am. If you have a problem with that then move on, because I probably won't change.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Random conversations and sarcasm are my forte.

Usually I can start each morning with an interesting news story that I've read. 'Did you know that we burn more calories drinking cold water rather than room temperature water because our bodies works harder to bring it to our personal temperature?'
The first things people usually notice about me
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Large visible tattoos? One inch holes in my ears? Green eyes? You choose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Slaughterhouse Five, The Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter series, Hunger Games, Brave New World, Franny and Zooey, Its Kind of a Funny Story, or anything Jane Austin.

Wes Anderson has permission to direct every waking moment of my life.

John Lennon, Bon Iver, Skrillex, Sufjan Stevens, The Beatles, Bassnector, Passion Pit, Tegan and Sara, Feist, Sia, Gotye, Cat Power, Fleetwood Mac, Gramatik, Journey, Frank Sinatra, Bing Cosby, Tame Impala, Sublime, Yppah, Macklemore, Nat King Cole, Bob Dylan, Of Monsters and Men, The Xx, Local Natives, Ben Howard, Ben Gibbard, Iron and Wine, Lil Wayne, City and Colour, Bright Eyes, She and Him, Jack White, White Stripes, or anything touched by Conner Oborst.

And the list goes on and on and on and on.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog
A book
A blanket
Mary Jane
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Your mom.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or toking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate dating, I just wanna go straight into the comfortable bit.
You should message me if
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If you are entertaining, amusing, or a clown. You must have a basic knowledge of English grammar (ie; if you know the difference between your and you're, and tomorrow has never been spelt with an a.), are not a cowboy or an Ed Hardy wearing douchebag, and like to have fun.