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angelfoodcake15

32 F Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:14am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
See below.
What I’m doing with my life
I teach algebra at a public high school in Manhattan. There's a lot to say about teaching so I apologize in advance for that moment on our first date when you're like "does this girl ever pipe down about her job?" Unless you're a teacher too, in which case, let's spend the summer in another country together.
I’m really good at
A very good friend tells me that I'm the most grounded person she knows, which I think is pretty coolio.
The first things people usually notice about me
I smile a lot and I have big eyes. Not like freaky big, normal big.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like all foods, but especially spicy foods.

I read lots of books and watch lots of movies.

Recent reading highlights:
The Goldfinch was amazing.
The Orphan Master's Son was creepy and excellent.
Going Clear was also creepy and excellent.
Endurance: Shackelton's Incredible Voyage was ... also ... creepy and excellent and perfect reading for the polar vortex.

I am always also reading: books about teaching adolescent brains, especially if those brains have some flavor of learning disability and the teaching is connected to algebra/geometry.

I love:
-Talking Heads, David Byrne, Radiohead, Bob Marley, The Band, Bob Dylan, (those are required for being alive I think, right?) plus Built to Spill, Tribe, Stephen Malkmus, Beach House, The Beta Band, Dirty Projectors, Pavement
-Best in Show, all Werner Herzog
-UYD for life.
The six things I could never do without
I get six!?!?!?!??!?!!!
-food, water, shelter ( = one thing)
-pen
-paper
-chapstick
-wine
-inspiration
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...how to be better at my job
...outerspace
...the hiccups
...travel plans
...my next meal
On a typical Friday night I am
editing my OkCupid profile until it is absolutely perfect.

more likely: getting into bed at 8:05PM because I am an exhausted grandma, or doing something outdoors if it's nice, or drinking multiple whiskey beverages with teacher friends because, hey, we've earned it, or cooking something at home, or perhaps all of the above or perhaps none. it just depends, doesn't it.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
... you have big brains. The bigger the better. Ahem. Outsmart me. Also kindness and silliness, and an edge of some sort, and a healthy relationship with family.
I'm a fan of meeting in person as opposed to email chases. Dates are usually fun, and even if they're not fun they're at least interesting and make for good stories. But let's get real: the only way to guage chemistry is in person. All the rest of this stuff is just a time-filler. I tend to be pretty direct and honest. I like that in other people too.
I also like eye contact, and being outside, and other things that are good for relieving the stress of the day. Let's hang out and see.