I once grew a yellow pony but it died of the small-pox when I was 3. We buried it in the towns water-well so that everyone could have a piece of my pony. On Tuesdays I love to eat rainbow trout out of a can with mustard and banana peppers and wash it all down with fresh goats milk. When I was 16 I ran away from home to join the circus but they had no need of my act of balancing frogs on my toes, poor me. Every weekend I drive 200 miles to swim with old people in a heated pond where we frolic and play the reindeer way .

I am important, enjoyable, and original

I am currently studying the art of internal combustion

counting sheep and cutting toenails

my wonderful teeth---so white-----so clean----yeah teeth

A)Paranormal Romance and Erotica B)Anything Horror C)Depends on my mood D)What I feel like making

toothpaste toothbrush rainbow trout a monkey air water

my next dental exam and if my shoes are on the right feet

dancing the drag and doing the hoola

I like to eat dill pickles and ice cream together

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