I'm very sarcastic. It's almost a gift.
Unless you own an R8, I don't care how much money you make.
Huge beyond belief Blackhawks fan. You can take the Lightning and shove it.
I usually get my ass to the gym 5-6 times a week. That's a lie. It's more like 2-3. Either way, fat asses don't get laid.
Goal in life? Track down Tosh and marry him.