Today I listened to a piece on NPR about astrophysics and how small we are in the universe, and tonight I am a nihilist. It's exhausting.
Ninety-nine percent of hot girls have exited the internet and are now in cults or something, I think.
In the winter I layer my clothes in an attempt to maintain my svelte fashion sensibility as opposed to wearing some ridiculously bulky winter coat. I'd rather be cold than look not hot.