Decide my past
Define my life
Don't ask questions
Cause I don't know why
I do a lot of things, but lately I've been trying to stay up late and think of ways to make a million dollars. I usually fall asleep RIGHT before I figure it out.
I have a tendency to be attracted to girls that look a little weird. But, normal-looking girls can also still apply.
I think Ted Mosby might just be the saddest human being to never exist.