Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Today I listened to a piece on NPR about astrophysics and how small
we are in the universe, and tonight I am a nihilist. It's
Ninety-nine percent of hot girls have exited the internet and are
now in cults or something, I think.
In the winter I layer my clothes in an attempt to maintain my
svelte fashion sensibility as opposed to wearing some ridiculously
bulky winter coat. I'd rather be cold than look not hot.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to keep track of which days I need to work out. Discovering
bands and albums years after they have come out and then acting
like they are the brand new. Gainfully employed, but I dream of
being a fisherman on a quiet island. But, then I remember that I
don't fish and I can't live without wi-fi.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am an accomplished raconteur, by my own measure.
I play guitar and also write and record songs.
I'm skilled at giving advice, and terrible at taking it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm talking really loudly in at attempt to gain their
attention even though they have never met me before and have no
idea what I'm talking about. All of a sudden, they are immeasurably
engrossed in what I am saying. They feel like they know me. I shoot
them a reassuring look, and they feel as if, at least for a second,
everything will be alright. Now, we're best friends, and they
invite me over for game night.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
, Friday Night Lights, Boogie Nights, Synecdoche New York,
I Heart Huckabees, American Psycho
, The Rules of
Attraction, Vanilla Sky
, Blow, Empire Records
, The Life
Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Royal Tenenbaums
Unchained, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
, Taking Back Sunday, The Beatles
, The Beach Boys
, Explosions in the
, Cassino, Pink Floyd, Queen,
, The Strokes
, Daft Punk, Boys Night
Out, The Doors, The Get Up Kids
, Red Hot Chili
Jimmy Eat World, Junction 18.
Books: American Psycho
, Fight Club
, Choke, Invisible
Monsters, Less than Zero, The Catcher in the Rye
Snuff, The Rules of Attraction, The Great Gatsby
Shows: It's Always
Sunny in Philadelphia
, Trailer Park Boys
, Curb Your Enthusiasm
, The Office
, American Gladiators
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
::The idea that tomorrow just might be better than today
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why are so many people so bad at so many things?
Why am I so much better than so many people at so many
The endless expanse of the universe.
The hoverboards from Back to the Future.
If you will realize that I am mostly joking, and that my usage of
sentence fragments is intentional.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with my roommates.
Going to a show (read concert).
Drinking fancy alcoholic drinks.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have something better to say than, "Hey" or, "Oh my, you're so
handsome." All you ladies complain about getting short messages
lacking any effort and then you turn right around and think you can
entice me with the same things you abhor.
I'm not just a pretty face, you have to appeal to my greater
(Insert cliched Marilyn Monroe quote here about you not deserving
me at my best if you can't handle me at my worst, or something.)
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