I'm not sure what any of this means. Care to take a guess?
I play guitar and also write and record songs.
I'm skilled at giving advice, and terrible at taking it.
Music: Thursday, Saves the Day, Taking Back Sunday, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Explosions in the Sky, Brand New, Minus the Bear, Recover, Cassino, Pink Floyd, Queen, Prince, Blink-182, The Strokes, Daft Punk, Boys Night Out, The Doors, The Get Up Kids, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Weezer, Jimmy Eat World, Junction 18.
Books: American Psycho, Fight Club, Survivor, Choke, Invisible Monsters, Less than Zero, The Catcher in the Rye, Snuff, The Rules of Attraction, The Great Gatsby.
Shows: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Trailer Park Boys, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Californication, Dexter, Louie, LOST, The Office, American Gladiators, Shameless, Parks and Recreation.
::The idea that tomorrow just might be better than today
The endless expanse of the universe.
The hoverboards from Back to the Future.
If you will realize that I am mostly joking, and that my usage of sentence fragments is intentional.
Going to a show (concert).
Drinking fancy alcoholic drinks.
I'm not just a pretty face. You have to appeal to my greater sensibilities.
(Insert cliched Marilyn Monroe quote here about you not deserving me at my best if you can't handle me at my worst, or something.)