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animalcollectiv

31 M Denver, CO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Ryan. I'm looking for someone cute, smart, passionate, fun, opinionated, and nerdy.

Things I like: independent music, urban planning, long-term budget travel, sarcasm, Egon Schiele, architecture, craft beer, learning, design, furniture, New York City, the color gray, contemporary art, 20th century western history, mass-transit, playing in bands with friends, collecting books, the West Wing, the Tattered Cover, Robert Rauchenberg, and Oxford commas.

Things I don't like: social conservatives, homophobes, "superfluous quotation marks," excessive internet slang, and people with insufficient curiosity.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a Creative Director at a company in Boulder where we design large-scale websites and apps for the iPad and iPhone. It's delightfully nerdy, and challenges me in ways I never expected to be challenged.

Also, I love to travel. In 2006-2007 I went on a 14-month solo trip around the world. I've been lucky enough to travel to 56 countries so far in my life, from Myanmar to Mozambique, Switzerland to Saudi Arabia, and many places in between. Most recently, I went to North Korea for seven days, which was a ridiculously strange place.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not being bored. I can't think of a single day where I've ever been bored in my life — I genuinely find the concept to be befuddling.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that I curse like a pirate. With that said, I can keep it in control if necessary. In fucking great control.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books:
zeitoun by dave eggers
the art of travel by alain de botton
the geography of bliss by eric weiner
the wind up bird chronicle by haruki murakami
cloud atlas by david mitchell
nothing to envy by barbara demick
the architecture of happiness by alain de botton
middlesex by jeffrey eugenides
on beauty by zadie smith
it is beautiful, then gone by martin venezky
you shall know our velocity by dave eggers
guns, germs, & steel by jared diamond
catcher in the rye by jd salinger

movies:
eternal sunshine, the lives of others, amelie, my architect, rivers & tides, the hangover, star wars, war games, the social network, the big lebowski, talk to her, lost in translation, superbad, and many more.

shows:
the west wing, orange is the new black, the wire, and curb your enthusiasm.

podcasts:
planet money, the talk show, accidental tech podcast, my brother my brother and me, 99% invisible, back to work, and econ talk.

blogs:
daring fireball, kottke, junk charts, the superficial, marco.org, rands in repose, and denver infill.

music:
animal collective, architecture in helsinki, beauty pill, beirut, billie holliday, black eyes, bon iver, cap'n jazz, casket lottery, dismemberment plan, el guapo, foals, girl talk, godspeed! you black emperor, green fuse, john coltrane, make believe, modest mouse, off minor, owls, pearl jam, pinhead circus, postal service, q and not u, songs: ohia, subtle, sufjan stevens, why?, and the weakerthans. Plus a lot more.

Also, I like Tegan & Sara so much I am almost certainly a lesbian.

foods:
Food types: taco bell, thai, indian, sushi.
Restaurants: Masterpiece Deli, The Populist, Rioja, Euclid Hall, Bones, 9th Door, Potager, and Freshcraft.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Traveling
Alone time
Sleeping
Delicious food
Delicious beer
The various internets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I want to travel next. I have two gigantic trips mapped out in my head: one covering the east and west coasts of Africa, and one from Alaska to Antarctica overland.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Seeing an art show, working late, sleeping, or out on South Broadway somewhere. Sputnik is like a weird magnet for me in this world, so I almost always end up there.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think "Call Me Maybe" is probably the most catchy song ever written. I love it. Also, "We are never getting back together" by Taylor Swift is remarkable. Sometimes I'm pretty sure I'm a thirteen year old girl.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You feel like it.

And... just in case the crazies haven't been weeded out at this point, I wouldn't recommend sending me a message if:

a. You like horses more than just about anything.
b. Nickelback doesn't make you throw up a little bit in your mouth.
c. You worship god on a regular basis.
d. Your favorite book is The Celestine Prophecy by James Redfield.
e. You think that lol is an acceptable replacement for a sentence's period.
f. You have literally no interests. I'm stunned at how many people out there are apparently not curious or fascinated by anything.
g.You think every word ending in 's' is deserving of an apostrophe.
h. You spell the word "oops" as "opps." I can't do it, I'm sorry.
i. All of the above. You know who you are, 40% of okcupid.