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27 M Plymouth, MI

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–44
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Last Online
Today – 7:13pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Working on space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Irish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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When I was little, my father was famous. He was the greatest Samurai in the empire, and he was the Shogun's decapitator. He cut off the heads of 131 lords for the Shogun. It was a bad time for the empire. The Shogun just stayed inside his castle and he never came out. People said his brain was infected by devils, and that he was rotting with evil. The Shogun said the people were not loyal. He said he had a lot of enemies, but he killed more people than that. It was a bad time. Everybody living in fear, but still we were happy.

My father would come home to mother, and when he had seen her, he would forget about the killings. He wasn't scared of the Shogun, but the Shogun was scared of him. Maybe that was the problem. At night, mother would sing for us, while father would go into his temple and pray for peace. He'd pray for things to get better. Then, one night the Shogun sent his ninja spies to our house. They were supposed to kill my father, but they didn't. That was the night everything changed, forever. That was when my father left his samurai life and became a demon. He became an assassin who walks the road of vengeance. And he took me with him. I don't remember most of this myself. I only remember the Shogun's ninja hunting us wherever we go. And the bodies falling. And the blood..
What I’m doing with my life
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Looking to form a ghost hunting team this winter.
I’m really good at
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Pinball, Mutant League Football, fucking up.
The first things people usually notice about me
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when I was young, a woman tried to steal me from my stroller.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Horns, Haunted, Women, Another Bullshit Night in Suck City, Hocus Pocus, House of Leaves, Some Ether, Black Coffee Blues.

Movies: Street Trash, Return of the Living Dead, Holy Motors, Dogtooth, Kill List, Sightseers, Bunny and the Bull, Basket Case, Bay of Blood, Sleepaway Camp, King of Kong, TerrorVision, Demons 1 and 2, Water World.

Music: The Mummies, Wizzard Lizzard, Vestiges, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Dreamend, The Marshmallow Ghosts, Murder by Death, Red Fang, Acid Witch, Wolves in the Throne Room, Sleep, Mmoths, Gauntlet Hair, Forest Swords, Shlomo.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
reading stuffs.
trash and sleeze.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ghosts, reincarnation, Halloween, oceans, bugs, VHS tapes
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dissatisfied, maybe biking in the woods at night alone.

Watching gross movies while crocheting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't watch The Dark Crystal because it scares the fuck out of me.
You should message me if
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you don't have a Detroit D or coexist bumper sticker.