I'm small, loud, and come wrapped in a shiny package. I'm likely not the droid you're looking for. Seriously, I'm the last stop: you'll date me, we'll break up, and you'll marry the next girl or boy you date.
I dance multiple times per week (usually swing, lindy, very rarely the blues, and will occasionally bal here & there), I collect Atari 2600 games and I live with a very large, loud orange cat who enjoys long walks in the park and catnip mices.
I've got a rapier-sharp wit, the loudest laugh in the room, along with a wickedly inappropriate sense of humor.
My diet's somewhat limited due to some major food intolerances-eating out can be pretty entertaining with me-especially in places I am unfamiliar with. Don't worry, it doesn't impact you as much as you'd think. You will learn where all the gluten-free, egg-free cupcakes and pizza joints are in the city though, amongst other things. This also means I'm down with your food concerns. Vegan? No problem! Only eat marshmallow peeps? AWESOME. Mea-gan? Great, let's go to that Brazilian meat on a stick place and feast on roast beast!
I am quirky, festive, and highly entertaining