just trying to give y'all bitches a taste of dat good dick

Working in photography...pushing gator skins.

Keeping it gully

Shows: Bored to Death (rip), The Wire, Arrested Development, Bourdain, Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad

Movies: Carlos, Mesrine, A Prophet, Broken Embraces, Enter the Void, Amores Perros, Live Flesh, Sin Nombre, Wild at Heart, Bronson, im on a documentary kick lately though.

Movies forever: Kubrick, Werner Herzog, David Lynch..a lil Fellini.

Music: Godspeed You Black Emperor, Stooges, Zeppelin, Sebastien Tellier, Zombi, Kraftwerk, Crystal Stilts, Ty Segall, Moon Duo, Caribou, Neil Young, Modern Lovers, Can, J-dilla, Tribe Called Quest, Curren$y, MF DOOM, Big L, Death Grips, Kendrick Lamar, Action Bronson, Gucci Mane

Books: ahh, i remember books. In another life I was a fairly intelligent college graduate, but I work in fashion photography now, so now I'm really only capable of sounding out monosyllabic words, reading shampoo bottles and ordering from menupages.

Food: Writing about food is kind of like talking about sex, most of the sensory information is lost in the process. But I do seek out various pork bellies and duck legs around the city, and coincidentally compare them to sexual/mystical/religious experiences.

Photography: Steven Klein, Nick Knight, Solve Sundsbo, Nathaniel Goldberg, Paolo Roversi, Tim Walker, Bruno Dayan, Cedric Buchet, Mitchell Feinberg, Dan Tobin Smith, Robert Parkeharisson, Larry Sultan, Chuck Close

Comedy: Louis Ck, Zach Galifinakis, Bill Hicks

Watching Netflix, avoiding the bridge and tunnel. I never go out on fridays.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuDvx-j8-5Q

You can take a joke...you've got jokes.

You have something to say besides...."woah, your cat is big." You aren't summarized by your dietary habits.

You're not the worst...

also this..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuDvx-j8-5Q