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noseyparker9

22 Boston, MA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:03am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Writing these self-summary type feel is liking pulling teeth for me, so here's an assortment of fun facts instead.

I went to an arts boarding school in the middle of the woods in the Midwest. I forgot what a strange experience it was until I start telling people about the underground lesbian sex ring that started up my sophomore year. And no I wasn't apart of it, it just was kind of happening next door.

My guitar teacher taught one of the guitarists in Umphrey's McGee.

I'm very laid back and tend to just go with the flow, which my friends who are into astrology tell me is because I'm a Libra, but I'm pretty sure it's because my dad was a pretty big hippie and liked to smoke a lot of weed.

I tend to have an all or nothing mindset. I don't see the point in half-assing anything, which leads to me either abandoning a lot of ideas or getting really extreme. Like Ron Swanson said "Never half-ass two things, whole ass one thing"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mostly trying to figure out what to do with a Marketing degree and Art History minor. Also trying to figure out how to maximize my sleep time and minimize my work time while keeping the quality of both in tact.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being self-deprecating and overly confident all at once.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hair or height, sometimes both at once. Ever since I got rid of the colors and shaved bit my hair gets considerably less attention .
Grey hair on a 20 something apparently gets more attention that bright color and and an undercut, go figure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like to read but haven't done much of that lately, but I like Vonnegut, Junot Diaz, T.C Boyle and Palahniuk, Bukowski and Plath for poetry. I used to be really into comic books when I was younger, always wanted to be Catwoman and finally put together a decent costume for Halloween. I have a soft spot for old anime and The Sandman series.

I'm all over the place with music, what I listent to just depends on my mood, but I really do like almsot anything but country. Lately I've been listening to Arctic Monkeys, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, the xx, Alunageorge, Same Smith, Frank Ocean, Azealia Banks, Angel Haze, Kanye, Kendrick Lamar, Pretty Lights, Led Zeppelin, Frank Zappa, James Blake, and Adventure Club. I've been playing classical guitar for almost 10 years now, so every now and then some Rachmaninoff or Barber slips in.

Dead Like Me, Game of Thrones, Girls, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Archer, Bobs Burgers, Buffy, It's Always Sunny, American Horror Story, Workaholics, Futurama, Arrested Development, Mad Men, Twin Peaks, and Breaking Bad. There's a lot more than that but if I keep listing them I make myself embarrassed of the amount of TV I watch.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A heated blanket, Sriracha Tapatio, a mirror, bacon, whiskey, and fall.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why accounting has to be so difficult. Do I really need to know how to find limits? Who designed Boston's transportation system? Trust the Irish to make a city with this layout.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you think you should. But especially if you have a like to make music/art, have a beard, look like a lumberjack*, or speak French and are willing to let someone practice with you.

*wearing a lot of flannel doesn't make you resemble a lumberjack.