So, I have a problem. I’m a pre-op, transsexual woman who would like to meet a nice, funny, intelligent, somewhat attractive, geek/punk/hipster/art-fag/nrrd, sane, employed person who’s taller than me (if you're a guy), around my age (+/- 10 years), not a cannibal or zombie, and who isn’t afraid to date a girl like me and this is the best idea I could come up with. I know, right? So doomed.

Still though, I’m an insufferable optimist (and stranger things have happened) so I’ve got to give this a try.

I’m intelligent and have a good sense of humor. I’m mostly nice, employed, warm, modest (lol), somewhat attractive, a geeky riot grrl, an excellent cook, and not a zombie or cannibal…not that there’s anything wrong with that…oops, sorry, those are horrible. I live and work full-time as a woman (and am fully accepted as one) and have for some time. I’m not embarrassed of who I am, but I don’t feel like I need to share everything with the entire world. I like going out to bars, clubs, shows, and galleries, but staying in to “watch movies” by “Jean Luc Goddard” is also nice.

I work as an electrical engineer at a secret government lab and am back in graduate school working on my MSEE...but that's boring. Let's talk about goals and whatnot...

I want to meet someone, settle down, and create a family with them...eventually. I’d like to do a lot more traveling everywhere, all the time. I want to be better at my job and make lots more money. I want to have a fun year, participate more in the arts community, make more art, keep getting in shape, try some new restaurants, play music, have sex reassignment surgery, learn how to silkscreen, ride bikes and go camping and hiking a lot more.

blogging, cracking wise, cooking, listening, modesty (lol), marksmanship, and curating.

are my eyes, my smile, and my quick wit.

I listen to...http://www.last.fm/user/annalyze.

I like watching and reading...30 Rock, The Royal Tannenbaums, This American Life, Battlestar Galactica, Rushmore, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, William Gibson, Blade Runner, Sarah Vowell, Ace of Cakes, The Misadventures of Flapjack, Strangers With Candy, Douglas Adams, Savage Love, The Virgin Suicides, Franz Kafka, The Simpsons, HP Lovecraft, Arrested Development, Wet Hot American Summer, Douglas Coupland, 28 Days Later, Iron Chef, League of Gentlemen, David and Amy Sedaris, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, Metalacolypse, Hunter S. Thompson, Real Genius, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Firefly, Mallrats, Home Movies, Red Dawn, Neal Stephenson, Young Frankenstein, Twin Peaks, etc.

I eat...a lot of Mexican food, but I like anything that's done well and made with passion.

are my music collection, my kitty, my sister, my friends, a skeletal system, and Mexican food.

stuff to blog about and new art projects.

eating take-out and watching The McLaughlin Group.

...other than being transsexual? Because that's kind of a big deal. Um, I like heavy metal, AbbA, and The Spice Girls.

Oh, and the answer to...

Is she really reposting my insipid, clueless, insulting emails to her blog with accompanying snarky commentary?

...is hells yes.

you're not a dullard, have something in common with me, and aren't going to waste my time. Ok, that sounds harsh. I'm actually a nice girl, but you'd be surprised at the amount of guys who are really into me right up until they read my profile.