Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
ESFJ for those of you who are into the Meyers Briggs thing. I am a
force of nature. I just sort of happen to people and the results
vary. I am sweet/salty, often depending on whether or not I've had
my coffee. I am easily excitable can be feisty, you've been warned,
I work very hard to justify those occasions on which I'd like to
play very hard. I am a butcher and the assistant manager of a local
I enjoy building and growing things, so if you are in the clean
fingernails club, I will freak you out.
I like hiking and just generally being outdoors. Fishing is a must,
but it's too cold, I'm dreaming of spring right now. To have to
admit the water is finally too cold to frolick in, for me, signals
winter. We are definitely in winter.
My profile pictures are recent, I am not trying to deceive anyone.
Yes I am fluffy, delightfully so... sorry if you disagree. Luckily
there are oh so many fish in the sea! As an added bonus, if you get
tired of fish, there are women out there too ;)
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I have been diagnosed with an "Unspecified Depressive Disorder".
This makes my emotional state somewhat unpredictable. I am
medicated, and moving in a positive direction. This doesn't mean
I'm cured, but I'm improving. 90% of the time it's all legit, but
that 10% can be a real doozy. If mental illness freaks you out,
quietly back away, or simply....
☆☆☆☆☆Proceed with caution☆☆☆☆☆
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Seeking profound wellness
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
¤ knives (weilding, maintaining, building a life out of a simple
¤ being poorly domesticated. I grew up excessively rural. I have
never become "citified"
¤ arranging tater tots carefully in a single layer.
¤ making just what I need from cast off odds-and-ends, economical
¤ raising a badass son. He's 7, and the best person I know.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I get noticed because of my Amazon style body. I am 6'0", and
curvier than an Alpine pass. I have a butt that sticks out like a
window air conditioner unit, and bright blue eyes. If you see me in
a tank top, probably my tattoos. I do have a naked lady tattoo that
gets a lot of attention.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My tastes vary wildly. It all depends heavily on my mood (you know,
that wild chemical carnival in my brain). Today I like french
toast, David Guetta, and watching episodes of Anthony Bourdain:
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You'd be amazed how little one needs to survive... but 6 things
that would drastically reduce my quality of life if absent, would
be as follows....
My family(including our menagerie of pets)
A comfortable hoodie
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
EVERYTHING! No seriously, I can be hyper analytical. It's a
blessing and a curse. It's very stream of consciousness in there. I
like to solve problems, but most of it is fantasy. I think about
hypothetical problems like the down side of living in a tiny house,
little refrigerators, which makes me feel like I'd solve it in
little ways (heh). Step one? Owning chickens. Three hens. I'd name
them Wynken, Blynken, and Nod. Then I would just have 3 eggs a day
throughout laying season, and need no egg space in the tiny fridge.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My schedule is not set, at all. I could be anywhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Personally, I feel people who write "if I put something here it
wouldn't be private" are missing the point of this exercise. My
admission would be that I have a profile on Fetlife.
You should message me if
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Message me if you are incredibly positive and/or you have the
patience of a saint. :)
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