I obviously have a wicked sense humor and looking for someone who appreciates it. I will not be your cup of tea if you don't appreciate sarcasm, obscure movie/lit/historical references. I'm the funny girl that you can grab beers with, go to a game with, play a game, or I dress up nicely for the company party.
If you can't laugh at words like "duty" and really lame jokes. If you suffer from narcissistic personality disorder, you're on the FBI list, or if your OKC profile looks like it should be on a FBI list, you're super conservative, super religious, mean, can't handle it when I may say something inappropriate, or a total jerk face I will not be tolerant of your shenanigans. I can have a wicked tongue that can be used for either good or evil depending on what hand you deal me.
I won't waste your time, so please don't waste mine. I am not interested in seeing anyone that is in their 20s, 50s, 60s, etc. I am sure that you are a lively and lovely human being. However, I would like a more age appropriate relationship/friendship. Please don't message me and say, "casual sex?" Or send me shirtless pics. I'm not going to lie, you may have to buy me a drink or two before that happens. Married couples, I have no interest in being the "right angle" in your love triangle. Of course I could be persuaded if Beyonce is involved.
I will be your cup of tea if you appreciate honesty, kindness, laughter, are a happy person and enjoy the importance of having fun. I don't play games and you will always know where you stand with me. I am looking to expand my life with new friends or more. I love to dance and want someone who is at least willing to go dancing/ watch. I love going to sporting events, no matter how obscure, and can't wait for the summer.