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anonfire

22 M College Park, MD

My Details

Last Online
Jun 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
was voted "most likely to cause a drought with his sense of humor" in high school
What I’m doing with my life
consuming oxygen and other precious resources
I’m really good at
any number of things, but most of them involve sitting.
The first things people usually notice about me
my forehead tattoo that says "ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MOVIES: Anything by Wes Anderson, the Coen Brothers, Paul Thomas Anderson or Werner Herzog. Children of Men, Pulp Fiction, Adaptation, The Tree of Life, 2001, Eraserhead, The Shining, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

BOOKS: Anything by Vonnegut or Faulkner. The Waste Land, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, LOTR, American Pastoral, The Marriage Plot, Never Let Me Go, Catch-22, The Great Gatsby, The Brothers Karamazov.

MUSIC: Radiohead, Kanye, Pavement, LCD Soundsystem, The Velvet Underground, Neutral Milk Hotel

TV: Breaking Bad, The Wire, Game of Thrones, Community, Parks and Rec, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Louie, Twin Peaks, Adventure Time

Will eat anything
The six things I could never do without
-Books
-Radiohead
-Other people
-Green tea with lemon
-???
-The sound of wind in the trees
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future, pizza, people who block you on escalators
On a typical Friday night I am
climbing the majestic slopes of the himalayas
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like burritos and also guys who like burritos