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23 College Park, MD Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 9:38pm
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Likes dogs
My self-summary
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a wellspring of cynicism and a fan of snarky lefty girls. was voted "most likely to cause a drought with his sense of humor" in high school. good at climbing trees, bad at getting down.

if you put on 90s rap I will dance to it and it will be embarrassing for all involved
What I’m doing with my life
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consuming oxygen and other precious resources
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
any number of things, but most of them involve sitting.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my forehead tattoo that says "ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME"

my regal face-shag (""beard"")
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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MOVIES: I'm a film major, so I'll really watch almost anything. (I'm particularly interested in political film and how movies shape the way people understand society.) Fan of weird arthouse movies made on a budget of $500 and two tabs of LSD (See: Eraserhead, Slacker, Under the Skin) and deliciously cheesy action movies.

BOOKS: lol who reads anymore (just kidding im slowly but surely workin my way through Zinn right now)

MUSIC: A little bit of everything (even country when it falls in the "lamentations of a grizzled old drunk" vein rather than the "my truck supports the 2nd ammendment" one) but mostly punk and rap lately. Reliable favorites include Radiohead, Kanye, Pavement, LCD Soundsystem, The Velvet Underground, Neutral Milk Hotel, THE CLASH and De La Soul

TV: Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Community, Parks and Rec, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Louie, Twin Peaks, Adventure Time, The Sopranos. Working on not being one of those assholes who's talking about The Wire all the time. (But have you seen The Wire??)

Will eat anything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-The song "C.R.E.A.M."
-Other people
-Green tea with lemon
-Camping, hiking, and generally being in nature
-The sound of wind in the trees
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, pizza, people who block you on escalators
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
climbing the majestic slopes of the himalayas
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller.
You should message me if
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You like burritos and also guys who like burritos