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anonybeta

27 M West Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Feb 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Military
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm in the Navy. And I'm married. And I don't live in Illinois anymore.

Whoops.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Protecting your freedom or something.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not living in Illinois?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The uniform, perhaps.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
{stuff goes here}
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A whole lot of stuff. And my wife.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get on to the next day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing after a tough week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eh, not anything here.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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Well, you probably shouldn't, because I don't live in Illinois. I live 1000+ miles from there now. And I'm married. Huge turnoff for girls. Not that I care. Cause, you know, I'm married. Which means I guess I win, and this site serves no purpose for me, and I'll probably just forget about this again for the next several years until I come back and laugh and delete this cause fuck you website.