I'm in the Navy. And I'm married. And I don't live in Illinois
anymore.
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anonybeta
26 / M / Straight / Married
West Chicago, Illinois
His Details
- Last Online
- Mar 4
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6′ 0″ (1.83m).
- Body Type
- Average
- Diet
- Mostly anything
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Rarely
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Atheism
- Sign
- Pisces but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- —
- Job
- Military
- Income
- —
- Offspring
- —
- Pets
- Likes dogs and has cats
- Speaks
- English (Fluently)
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What I’m doing with my life
Protecting your freedom or something.
I’m really good at
Not living in Illinois?
The first things people usually notice about me
The uniform, perhaps.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
{stuff goes here}
The six things I could never do without
A whole lot of stuff. And my wife.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to get on to the next day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing after a tough week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Eh, not anything here.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 20–25
- Near me
- For new friends
You should message me if
Well, you probably shouldn't, because I don't live in Illinois. I
live 1000+ miles from there now. And I'm married. Huge turnoff for
girls. Not that I care. Cause, you know, I'm married. Which means I
guess I win, and this site serves no purpose for me, and I'll
probably just forget about this again for the next several years
until I come back and laugh and delete this cause fuck you website.
