I'm most comfortable roaming about the woods with my derpy dog, but also fare well in heels at work (I'm very good at spotting uneven surfaces now after that last spill...). I have wanderlust and am spontaneous - these two often go hand in hand if given a spare moment to cook up any road trip plans. You can bring me anywhere. Unless it's a restaurant serving spicy food; I may become a bit competitive if you enjoy it, too. Actually, that sounds like a stellar first date! Who's up for an eat-off?!
You would be intelligent, but not a know-it-all or pretentious, and witty, with a streak of 'screw my self preservation' goofiness just to make me laugh. You enjoy a good wine or brew (HOPS!) semi-regularly, and won't mind that one glass makes me giggly. I definitely dig the nice guy! The nice guy who can be cynical at times, laugh at flatulence, is fairly introverted, lets me steal the spotlight, but is the sexual aggressor at home :) Bonus points if you fare well in conversation regarding the sciences.
I subscribe to the 'Price of Admission' mentality when it comes to relationships: