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anonymousginger

28 F Phoenix, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:55pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), C++ (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm witty, intelligent, affectionate, and am humbled more than I am vain. Always unimpressed with your income, car, or brand name clothing, there's nothing sexier to me than your mushy grey matter.

I'm most comfortable roaming about the woods with my derpy dog, but also fare well in heels at work (I'm very good at spotting uneven surfaces now after that last spill...). I have wanderlust and am spontaneous - these two often go hand in hand if given a spare moment to cook up any road trip plans. You can bring me anywhere. Unless it's a restaurant serving spicy food; I may become a bit competitive if you enjoy it, too. Actually, that sounds like a stellar first date! Who's up for an eat-off?!

You would be intelligent, but not a know-it-all or pretentious, and witty, with a streak of 'screw my self preservation' goofiness just to make me laugh. You enjoy a good wine or brew (HOPS!) semi-regularly, and won't mind that one glass makes me giggly. I definitely dig the nice guy! The nice guy who can be cynical at times, laugh at flatulence, is fairly introverted, lets me steal the spotlight, but is the sexual aggressor at home :) Bonus points if you fare well in conversation regarding the sciences.

I subscribe to the 'Price of Admission' mentality when it comes to relationships:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=r1tCAXVsClw
What I’m doing with my life
Ending wars with ice cream, practicing my (DEAD-ON) impression of Diane Rehm, rationalizing my sexual fantasies about Neil deGrasse Tyson, trying to have as many good hair days as possible without really knowing how to operate a blow dryer, and wondering how Redding's dog food tastes. Also, fielding lots o' misspelled back-handed "pretty-for-a-redhead" compliments from OKCupid twats. Actually, I'm a web developer and interactive consultant here in the Valley. I'm also a Grammar Police Cadet; beware my red pen.

Edit! We just welcomed Otis to the family. Otis... Redding... We're starting the next best Soul trifecta!
I’m really good at
Super sleuthing, competitive napping, inhaling spicy food, catering to every whim of my dog, and making snide commentary while people-watching. Also, talking about work on a first date.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably that I smile a lot. Or that I'm really tall... I like wearing heels. At 5'9" already, I stick out in a room.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: I own a lot of linguistics and social/psychology books. And oddly, anything about ebola...
Movie: Pretty much any documentary. But a few favorite films are Idiocracy (Mike Judge is the Mark Twain of our time), Serial Mom, Surfwise, But I'm a Cheerleader.
Show: X-Files, NOVA, Seinfeld, The Wire, Arrested Development, Outrageous Fortune, An Idiot Abroad.
Music: Indie, Older Hip Hop, Alternative, Reggae, Jazz.
Food: Anything SPICY! Something I've never eaten before. I'll marry the man who makes a good hummus and lox sandwich.
The six things I could never do without
1. Afternoon naps
2. SPF 1,000
3. Oxford comma
4. Taco Asylum's Ghost Pepper Sauce
5. Road Trips
6. Laughter! Tons!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Teleportation, IBUs, hoodie-weather, online predators, plants versus zombies, why the best wines start with "C", boba, how much I love the NW but have somehow relocated to this desert :), how smiley emoticons bring positive inflection to pessimistic statements, how full of shit Ayn Rand is, and how I turned out so swell for being raised by wolves. Er, lawyers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Happy hour or trivia night at a pub with the girls, somewhere heckling up-and-coming stand up comics, having a documentary Netflix night, up north letting Redding off the leash to eat pine cones and chase squirrels, finding new mountain biking trails, learning obscure factoids to segue conversations, or hopping in the car for an impromptu road trip!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I grow up, I want to be Susan Sarandon. And a staff writer for Woot.com

I often have fantasies of living in an RV, going from beach to beach, and getting my hunter-gatherer on. Maybe buying a farm.

I can knit - it only took an hour of stabbing things and a bit of crying.

My family hosts a Star Trek dinner every year. Costumes are required.

I use Garlic Expressions dressing in 99% of my cooking. Learn yo'self.

I'm INFJ, according to Meyers Briggs.

After reading hundreds of profiles now, am I the only person who actually understands this question?
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
... Your perfect night sounds like mediocre cooking experiments, Netflix, and diddling each other
... You'd like me to get into your van, where you keep FREE puppies
... You'll never make me read "lol", because you're a man, and not a fifteen year-old girl
... You eat your steak rare because you know it's the only way to devour red meat
... You don't mind I find harmony with my work. I'm so lucky to work at the agency I do, with the clients I have, and truly, find balance in it.