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33 M Salem, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:35am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My Self-Summary.
A Useless Description.
-by Christopher

This is the summary of MY Self.

This concludes the summary.

I am complicated, quirky, and too quiet.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Pondering puzzles and contemplating conundrums...

...rhyming riddles? Not really so much...

...alliterating A LOT!

Apparently...
...at least.

My real answer: ...is searching for that answer. Usually through...

...thoughts, relations, educations....

work?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Meh.

...

*shrug*

brevity?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Perhaps that I am awkward...

...maybe it's my disheveled look...

...or that I wear a hat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
...

nods.

yes.

It is true.

...

*pause*

sure, usually out of necessity.
"tree bark, pine needles, and stuff"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1- ellipses...
2- thought, ideas, brain-doin's
3- habitable space
4- ...social interaction. (even if I fear/dislike it)
5- "biological drives"
6- extropy? *shrug* ...perhaps that's part of 2.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stuff usually...

...sometimes I focus more on the things.

Lately, I've been consumed by the whatnot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...the same thing I do every night,

TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

...or at least conquer my laundry (or dirty dishes).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...I sleep on my couch, because I don't do the lengthwise thing... (if you get that, I'm impressed. Hell if anyone gets any of this, I'll be impressed)

...

...

meh.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you don't want to check out something about me that is (perhaps) more lucid.... ...by going somewhere else.

like...

www.facebook.com/voltigo

You have any interest at all, even a little tiny bit...