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30 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:28pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a genuinely nice guy. I'm loyal to friends, polite to strangers, and have a great relationship with my family. I'm also very easygoing.

My sense of humor can be described as dorky, dorktastic, and dorkalicious. That said, I'm attempting to trademark the word dorkalicious, so please refrain from using it to describe my dorkaliciousness.

I'm a very logical person, and I'm not very impulsive.

I'm more indoorsy than outdoorsy, although a good walk/hike/swim is definitely enjoyable. I sing and play guitar. I enjoy trivia, going to concerts, and trying foods at charming little holes-in-the-wall.

I do love watching sports, especially hockey. If that's not your cup of tea, I also love bubble tea. If that's not your cup of tea, then we can still hang out, but we should probably talk about something else besides cups of tea.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a biostatistician. I moved here for my job, and I love what I do.
I’m really good at
-manufacturing lists
-maintaining a good relationship with my family
-mulling over decisions rather than making uneducated ones
-making sure everything on this list begins with the same letter
-meaningful conversations, including the listening part
-meaningless conversations that either crack a room up or make people sit as far away from me as possible
-many other things. But if they don't begin with an "m," you'll have to ask me about them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, The Kinks, The Who, Roxy Music, Yes, (early) Genesis, Jethro Tull, Nick Drake, Steely Dan, The Smiths, R.E.M., XTC, Radiohead, The Arcade Fire, Animal Collective, Grizzly Bear, Elbow, Doves, Fleet Foxes, Death Cab for Cutie, Spoon, Shearwater, Mew, Blonde Redhead, Elliott Smith, Owen Pallett, etc.

Food: Chinese, Japanese, Thai, Vietnamese, Indian, Korean, Filipino... safe to say that I have a favorite continent when it comes to foodstuffs.

Books: Invisible Man, To Kill a Mockingbird, Catch-22, Brave New World, 1984. I'm very much open to recommendations.

Games (this list needs games!): I still have my SNES- Super Mario World, Donkey Kong Country, NHL 94, Super Mario Kart, Chrono Trigger, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, etc.! Big fan of Final Fantasy 6/7/8/9/10 as well. Non-video games: trivia games, Scrabble, Monopoly, Ticket to Ride.

Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction, City of God, Star Wars/Lord of the Rings trilogies, Blazing Saddles, A History of the World Pt. 1, Spaceballs, Airplane!, Caddyshack, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Shows: The Big Bang Theory, Jeopardy!, sporting events. Way way way behind on good TV shows right now.
The six things I could never do without
1. The safety dance.
2. Five other things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Keanu Reeves saying "I can dodge bullets?" in everyday scenarios.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't like this question. Instead, here are three phrases I can't stand.

1. "Everything happens for a reason." I guess that means there's a reason why the last person who said that to me was ejected from a moving car traveling through a field of cacti after being forced to listen to "The Song That Never Ends" on loop for 48 hours straight.
2. "___ is the new ___." Fifty is not the new forty. Up is not the new east. Polio is not the new bubonic plague. And you is not the new my girlfriend if you say things like that.
3. "...110% effort." I'm a mathematician, for chrissake.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't like coffee. There, I said it. I like tea and I like the smell of coffee, so coffeehouses are fine by me. And I love bubble tea.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
you made it down here and you would like to unlock the achievement and its corresponding badge. (Disclaimer: badge may or may not consist entirely of me copy/pasting a badly-translated ending from some obscure '80s video game.)