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anovaryaction

30 M Battle Creek, MI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:50pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
...irreverent, brash, potentially offensive, outspoken, honest.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
...working with kids; some days I write a thousand reports and some days I play in a park.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...honesty, accountability, putting people at ease, thinking critically.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...i make a lot of telling facial expressions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
...non-fiction...ask for recommendations.

...brand new, alkaline trio, atreyu, ani difranco, city and colour, a day to remember, akissforjersey, taking back sunday, mac miller, childish gambino, biggie, early west coast rap, etc.

...i just enjoy most films of all nature and quality.

...parks and rec, the office, the shield, community, grey's, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
...black coffee, naps, netflix, texting, good music, and music.

...but most importantly: the best mother a fella could ask for.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...being aware enough to not use hood phrases with rural white people...it tends to confuse them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...working out, relaxing, having a cocktail, or writing music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...new situations terrify me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you like new friends, good stories, high 5's, making food (but not eating it--you give it away to friends), lazy saturday's, giving second chances, helping people, you give a shit about what you're doing for a living, you want to learn new and interesting hood facts and phrases.

...don't message me if any of the following apply: you think anything other than evolution should be taught in schools, that gay couples shouldn't be allowed to get married or have kids, and/or you believe a club sandwich isn't the best sandwich.

...also, if you list religion, any religion, in your "6 things" section, and you judge how others live their lives AND have a child out of wedlock...check yourself.