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anthafar

27 / F / bisexual / Available

London, United Kingdom

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 1" (1.54m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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I am acerbic, tiny, and smirky.

My Self-Summary

Please nota bene: I occupy the virtual equivalent of a large room filled with shouts. I'm sure you can relate. Please do not feel bad if you don't hear a reply from me quickly. I'm sure you're still a lovely person with many exciting traits.

I can do this with my tongue! Oh wait, you can't see it.

I'm a frightfully talented, but remarkably silly, pretentious, overly dramatic little thing. I have never wanted to play Desdemona or Ophelia. I want to play Batman, but no one ever casts me as Batman.

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What I’m doing with my life

I've just started entertaining the attentions of a young man, and it's an exceedingly attractive situation. So for the first time in years I'm out of the penis market. I'm always open to flirtations from anyone, of course (it's a weakness), and I have no intentions of quitting my enchanting habit of touching other girls in nice ways.

I’m really good at

Scrabble, sleeping, counterrevolutionary subversion, putting olives on my very small fingers.

The first things people usually notice about me

My gallantry and wit. That, and my fantastic arse.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Book: Middlemarch Movie: American Psycho Music: Pixies Food: Day old Pot Noodle

The six things I could never do without

My five senses, and the romantic attentions (imaginary though they may be) of Freddie Ljungberg.

Given recent events, actually, I am now torn between my undying love of Freddie and the vigourous wooing of Cesc Fabregas. Ah, Cesc, how you try my chaste and loyal virtues!

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Prison reform, 14th-century Italian poetry, and cultural anthropology.

On a typical Friday night I am

Perched atop something, smiling more broadly than I really should.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I know where you live and I'm secretly watching through a spyglass from across the road. Don't move. I said DON'T MOVE!

You should message me if

You can write a villanelle, do an interesting party trick with some non-genital body part, sing all the lyrics to any James song, make a bacon sandwich, stand on your head, or play the bassoon.