Pairs well with vegan food, hockey, guitar, drums, and watching the storm roll in from the front porch.
CAUTION: Contents are extremely sarcastic, and it is not recommended that people with no sense of humor utilize this product. I will never love you as much as I love my dog, but if you're lucky and have skills, you could wedge your way in between IPAs and vegan grilled cheese.
I'm vegan, but I am not going to judge you if you are not. It is very convenient and cool to date fellow vegans/vegetarians, so it's a plus, but it's not a dealbreaker. Apparently, being vegan is a turn off to some people. Fuck 'em. I'm also: feminist, very liberal, and atheist. If you hate feminism or think God is super cool, we will not be pals.