Aged a quarter century in various environments for perfect taste, this bold character will provide a sharp, tangy feeling and a warm and refreshing aftertaste. Perfect for when you need a sensible dose of hilarity. (Which, let's face it, is almost always.) I'm a big CBJ fan, but I'm not really into sports that aren't hockey.
Pairs well with vegan food, hockey, guitar, drums, and watching the storm roll in from the front porch.
CAUTION: Contents are extremely sarcastic, and it is not recommended that people with no sense of humor utilize this product. I will never love you as much as I love my dog, but if you're lucky and have skills, you could wedge your way in between IPAs and vegan grilled cheese.
I'm vegan, but I am not going to judge you if you are not. It is very convenient and cool to date fellow vegans/vegetarians, so it's a plus, but it's not a dealbreaker. Apparently, being vegan is a turn off to some people. Fuck 'em. I'm also: feminist, very liberal, and atheist. If you hate feminism or think God is super cool, we will not be pals.