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25 M Columbus, OH

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Last Online
Today – 7:47pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly vegan
Working on university
Science / Engineering
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Aged a quarter century in various environments for perfect taste, this bold character will provide a sharp, tangy feeling and a warm and refreshing aftertaste. Perfect for when you need a sensible dose of hilarity. (Which, let's face it, is almost always.)

Pairs well with vegan food, hockey, guitar, drums, and watching the storm roll in from the front porch.

CAUTION: Contents are extremely sarcastic, and it is not recommended that people with no sense of humor utilize this product.

EDIT: I'm vegan, but do not care if you are. I won't judge you or make you uncomfortable. I'm not preachy at all, but apparently this is a REALLY BIG DEAL.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a senior at The Ohio State University, majoring in Zoology. I work in a lab on OSU's campus. After I get my degree, I'll go on to graduate school, and the ultimate goal is to get a PhD, work in conservation biology, research, and teach.
I’m really good at
Making you laugh, being the center of attention, yelling positive things at people from a car window, taunting goaltenders at hockey games, singing, playing with my dog, writing, cooking (sometimes), public speaking, and other hoodrat stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm outgoing as fuck. And that I say "fuck" a lot. I am loud and friendly, but am often perceived as offensive because I don't filter anything that comes out of my mouth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books: The Iliad, The Odyssey, The Hobbit & Lord of the Rings, The Demon-Haunted World, Metamorphoses, The Jungle Book and other Stories, Plato's Republic, On The Origin of Species, and others. I'm actually on a summer reading list (that is going painfully slow between two jobs) and trying to expand this section exponentially.)

Movies: Star Wars. Are there even other movies?

Shows: I don't watch TV.

Music: Propagandhi, Bad Religion, The Weakerthans, Raised Fist, Against Me!, Comeback Kid, I Spy, Swallowing Shit, Rage Against the Machine, Converge, The Suicide Machines, Death By Stereo, NOFX, Common Rider, The Suicide Machines, Thrice, REM, Bomb the Music Industry!, Operation Ivy, and others in a similar vein.

Food: Anything vegan and delicious. I love cooking my own food but I also love exploring Columbus's vegan options.
The six things I could never do without
1) My dog, Roscoe.
2) My epiglottis. Seriously, mad props to this under-appreciated organ. Keeping food out of my lungs since '88. RESPECT.
3) A guitar.
4) Rain.
5) My friends. I'm a social-as-fuck extrovert and I can't make it without my crew.
6) Stupid internet memes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Contemporary social issues, hockey, what homework I should be doing, how I would rather be doing anything but homework.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually watching hockey, doing homework, going out with friends or staying home and cranking out a tune.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if're spontaneous and fun-loving. love animals. think cuddling and playing video games sounds fun. are looking for people with whom you could watch hockey. like guys who make you laugh and make you think.
...the idea of an unplanned road trip doesn't make you cringe. consider yourself a dork, geek, or nerd or were unpopular in high school. exercise semi-regularly and take care of your body.

...religion plays a large role in your life. smoke cigarettes very frequently. seriously believe that astrology plays any role in relationships.'ve been called uptight more than a few times. are offended by any of the following: excessive cursing, offensive jokes, blasphemous jokes and pretty much anything related.