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26 M Columbus, OH

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Last Online
Yesterday – 6:45pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly vegan
Working on university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I have a phone again!

Aged a quarter century in various environments for perfect taste, this bold character will provide a sharp, tangy feeling and a warm and refreshing aftertaste. Perfect for when you need a sensible dose of hilarity. (Which, let's face it, is almost always.) I'm a big CBJ fan, but I'm not really into sports that aren't hockey.

Pairs well with vegan food, hockey, guitar, drums, and watching the storm roll in from the front porch.

CAUTION: Contents are extremely sarcastic, and it is not recommended that people with no sense of humor utilize this product. I will never love you as much as I love my dog, but if you're lucky and have skills, you could wedge your way in between IPAs and vegan grilled cheese.

I'm vegan, but I am not going to judge you if you are not. It is very convenient and cool to date fellow vegans/vegetarians, so it's a plus, but it's not a dealbreaker. Apparently, being vegan is a turn off to some people. Fuck 'em. I'm also: feminist, very liberal, and atheist. If you hate feminism or think God is super cool, we will NOT be friends.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a senior at The Ohio State University, majoring in Zoology. I work in the Aquatic Biogeochemistry Laboratory at Ohio State. After I get my degree, I'll go on to graduate school, and the ultimate goal is to get a PhD, work in conservation biology, research, and teach.
I’m really good at
Making you laugh, being the center of attention, yelling positive things at people from a car window, taunting goaltenders at hockey games, singing, playing with my dog, writing, cooking (sometimes), public speaking, and other hoodrat stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm outgoing as fuck and am always the first person to introduce myself to new people. And that I say "fuck" a lot. I am loud and friendly, but am often perceived as offensive because I don't filter anything that comes out of my mouth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books: The Iliad, The Odyssey, The Hobbit & Lord of the Rings, The Demon-Haunted World, Metamorphoses, The Jungle Book and other Stories, Plato's Republic, On The Origin of Species, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, etc. I haven't been reading as much as I used to and it makes me sad.

Movies: Star Wars. I could list more but they're in a league of their own.

Shows: Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey.

Music: Propagandhi, Bad Religion, The Weakerthans, Baroness, Mastodon, Raised Fist, Against Me!, Comeback Kid, I Spy, Swallowing Shit, Rage Against the Machine, Converge, The Flatliners, Carcass, The Menzingers, Death By Stereo, NOFX, Common Rider, REM, Operation Ivy, and others in a similar vein.

Food: Anything vegan and delicious. I love cooking my own food but I also love exploring Columbus's vegan options. I'm a sucker for pasta especially.
The six things I could never do without
1) My dog, Roscoe.
2) My epiglottis. Seriously, mad props to this under-appreciated organ. Keeping food out of my lungs since '88. RESPECT.
3) A guitar.
4) Rain.
5) My friends. I'm a social-as-fuck extrovert and I can't make it without my crew.
6) The look of admiration in your eyes as you scan my profile.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future, contemporary social issues, hockey, what I should be doing, money (and freaking out about it), and I often take time to sit down and appreciate how small I am on the cosmic scale and how fucking awesome it is that I get to experience this life on Earth.
On a typical Friday night I am
During hockey season I am often at a game or watching one. Over the summer, Fridays are my start to the weekend. I am often out at a bar with friends, getting dinner, playing music, or at home enjoying a movie with my dog.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to pretend I was a Velociraptor on the playground in elementary school.

I feel as though I've matured a lot because now I act out different dinosaurs and I do it in my kitchen.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if're spontaneous and fun-loving. love animals. think cuddling and playing video games sounds fun. are looking for people with whom you could watch hockey. like guys who make you laugh and make you think.
...the idea of an unplanned road trip doesn't make you cringe. consider yourself a dork, geek, or nerd or were unpopular in high school. exercise semi-regularly and take care of your body.

...religion plays a large role in your life. seriously believe that astrology plays any role in relationships.'ve been called uptight more than a few times. are offended by any of the following: excessive cursing, offensive jokes, blasphemous jokes and pretty much anything related.