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23 Austin, TX Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:03am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Working on university
More than $1,000,000
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
11/16/14: you, what are you doing right now? Would you rather be doing something fun? Message me and we can do something more fun than what you are currently doing.

12-17-14: I currently have a beard. I might not soon... Or whatever.

5-11-15: I might have dadbod.

Student( technically not anymore but are you ever not a student), rugby player, adventurer, resident hard ass.

just another bike riding, greenbelt swimming, 6th street partying, live show attending, hey you should check out my band... Yeah i liked them when all they had were e.p.'s, austinite.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
. Went to school at St. Edwards; pre-law political science. (I work in the field I went to school for, that's all you're getting for now) I can play slightly better than mediocre piano and live with some pretty cool housemates. I know at least something about everything, or I can pretend to. Fake it til you make it right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a feminist

spotting sideboob
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
knowing this answer makes me a mind reader; im tall(ish) with what I believe to be an attractive face so those probably get noticed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I only want love if it's torture. don't say i didn't, say i didn't warn you.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
naked ladies
my batman utility belt (it has everything else)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
zombie apocalypse, the end of the world, what i would do if starting right this very moment the world as we knew it was over and we had to go live in the wilderness and survive, and oxford commas.

also neil degrasse tyson, dude is my favorite astrophysicist hands down
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
typical? i do not know such a word
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
im 10th in line to the throne of england

Snapchat: Antzpics

You ride horses huh? Have I mentioned the time that I saw a horse get put down? His name was scarface.

Oh and it turns out I'm just a profile heckler, meaning I'm steady trollin...... Unless you're cute then I'll actually try
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to split an air BnB with me in some cool city for a long weekend.... We can go longer if we go someplace far.

If you want to give me a free private yoga class in a park somewhere (What?! Ain't nobody tryna vinyāsa flow these days?)

If you want to ride bikes around Austin, I dont care about the distance or destination

Do NOT message me if you jus wanna lyke hookz up... i'm not out here slinging my sausage fo dem interwebz; my friend becky died that way (here is a pic of her):