And if you're not into reading long ass profiles, I've slapped a few half naked pics of me on my profile so you can check out the meat market and just let my guns to the talking.
I'm 100% professional. Graduated from both highschool and university and run a nutrition/fitness business full time. Only cheated on half of my tests, so you know I'm legit. I haven't killed anyone yet.
I have to stay in shape or no one will hire a obese dietitian. Rest assured that I'm not gonna "get fat" on you. My #1 hobby is picking up heavy things. #2 is disc golf. Ever played? It rules.
You want respect? I treat all broads with the up most respect. I'm considerate too.
Oh you like music? Me too. I play some instruments. Just imagine: I could serenade you to sleep on the drumset.
Self-discipline is my middle name. I try to get all my drinking done before noon on most days.
I can tell if other people are judgemental just by looking at them.
Am I interested in taking you out on a date? You bet your ass I am! I only require the most basic of needs and am the most tender of lovers. Just ask and I'll hook you up with facebook links, background checks, credit reports, phone numbers, references, resumes, sexual history reports, and pictures of sports trophies.
Need I say more?!
Ok, if you want some serious descriptions, just look below! If you haven't at least laughed or forcefully blown air out your nose at my humor, stop here and find you another man cause we ain't gonna get along, honey.