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anti-citizen

26 Rescue, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Education
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Is a Dork, a big one at that, penchant for ugly ties and uglier shoes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a math teacher for in home education, it's super fun and it gives me an excuse to wear obnoxious ties for the rest of my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting into trouble, mischeif, and cooking.
I've also got a mean poker face.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My rugged and manly five o'clock shadow.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I'm working on creating an English/Vulgar Latin translation of the Voynch Manuscript.

Movies: Santa With Muscles, Secret Agent Club, Suburban Comando

Shows: I go to lots of shows

Music: HUEY LEWIS AND THE FREAKIN NEWS

Food: As a vegan cook apparently that means I hate food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Excitement, wonder, creativity, immaturity, curiosity, numeracy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My relationships with other human beings
Other human beings relationships with me
The impending collapse of the social order due to missmanagement at the highest levels where in which the stability that kept our soon to be former lords in power was ruined by their own hubris, where in which the vacuum of power will be filled with slightly different masters which will be better at whatever the last ones were bad at but worse in other ways.

Anarchy, burning shit
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typical?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I miss my days of solving paranormal capers in an old van with a talking dog, but I guess that's survivors guilt talking.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Wonna save the world?