Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a zombie aficionado, Spock fan, history buff,
book worm, and part time workoholic. My book collection has become
a tad embarrassing in that it has consumed my bookshelves and is
looking to annex my coffee table. My addiction to caffeine is
troublesome at best and in need of intervention at worst. My
relationship with caffeine is only eclipsed by my affair with
history. I'm eccentric with a side of eclectic, but sadly deficient
All the above text aside, I can be serious when need be. However,
it's often met with the over used line, "Why so serious?" on the
part of my coworkers.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, I wish I could say that I'm jet setting left, right, and
center, but that would be blatantly misleading. I am, however,
working full time, trying to rid myself of the unending joy of
student loans. Gotta let other people have a bit of the fun,
Recently, I've taken up gardening on my tiny porch. Not to toot my
own horn, but it's going splendidly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Nerdy references, silly walks, zombie makeup, and caffeine
I've also been told I should do voices for cartoons-- interpret
that as you see fit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My bright red hair and my very loud personality. It can be a little
intense, I'm not gonna lie.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I really enjoy non fiction books, mainly history based, but I've
developed an addiction for zombie/horror lately.
I'm a huge fan of horror and comedy movies, of which I have not
seen too many lately.
I don't really watch television, but I do have a soft spot for Star
Trek (first gen), Bob's Burgers, Rick and Morty, and a few
As far as food, I am not too picky, but my biggest weakness is
tempura and miso soup. And whiskey. On the rocks. It's the manliest
of food groups.
Right now, the soundtrack to my life consists of Kimbra, Trombone
Shorty, and Florence and the Machine, Robyn, Caravan Palace, Parov
Stelar, Bastille, Alabama Shakes and a few others.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Did I say coffee yet?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether I have enough burnt orange pyrex.
The answer is consistently no.
I also think about why there isn't a section on here to talk about
what you're looking for in someone.
I'm looking for someone that doesn't mind the fact that I tend to
work quite a bit. Someone who knows when to be serious, but isn't
afraid to be painfully silly with me. Someone that enjoys my
sarcasm, and can call me on my bullshit. Someone who likes to
experience new things. Someone who is open minded, but down to
earth. I don't like playing games, unless it's an actual game, so
please don't toy with me. I'm looking for someone where we can be
ourselves together, without pretense or false advertising. How
about I be me, and you be you. We'll talk, meet for coffee, and see
where it goes, yeah?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm usually sitting at a coffee shop reading a book-- I'm not
really into the bar scene. Or, more typically, I'm working. I tend
to do that a lot.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been on here before. Lame.
Oh, and I have a hard time just randomly messaging people. Kind of
counter productive on a site like this.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're looking for someone to exacerbate your caffeine dependency,
or perhaps to stand quietly next to you as you contemplate
something in a museum. Maybe you want someone to go see that gory
horror movie that you're aching to see, but just can't bring
yourself to see alone? I'm your gal. Or is it that you require a
second player to get past Bowser? No worries, I'll even let you be
Mario. How's that for nice?
However, on a serious note, I will probably not respond if you call
me any of these things: cutie, babe, baby, honey, or darling.
If you have a problem with someone having tattoos, please, in the
words of Simon Pegg and Nick Frost in Hot Fuzz, jog on.
Who are you looking for?
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