All the above text aside, I can be serious when need be. However, it's often met with the over used line, "Why so serious?" on the part of my coworkers.
I've just moved up here from the south, and I mean deep south, so if you know of any good places, how to survive the winter, etc-- I'd love some pointers!
Recently, I've taken up gardening on my tiny porch. Not to toot my own horn, but it's going splendidly.
I've also been told I should do voices for cartoons-- interpret that as you see fit.
I'm a huge fan of horror and comedy movies, of which I have not seen too many lately.
I don't really watch television, but I do have a soft spot for Star Trek (first gen), Bob's Burgers, Rick and Morty, and a few others.
As far as food, I am not too picky, but my biggest weakness is tempura and miso soup. And whiskey. On the rocks. It's the manliest of food groups.
Right now, the soundtrack to my life consists of Kimbra, Trombone Shorty, and Florence and the Machine, Robyn, Caravan Palace, Parov Stelar, Bastille, Alabama Shakes and a few others.
Did I say coffee yet?
The answer is consistently no.
I also think about why there isn't a section on here to talk about what you're looking for in someone.
I'm looking for someone that doesn't mind the fact that I tend to work quite a bit. Someone who knows when to be serious, but isn't afraid to be painfully silly with me. Someone that enjoys my sarcasm, and can call me on my bullshit. Someone who likes to experience new things. Someone who is open minded, but down to earth. I don't like playing games, unless it's an actual game, so please don't toy with me. I'm looking for someone where we can be ourselves together, without pretense or false advertising. How about I be me, and you be you. We'll talk, meet for coffee, and see where it goes, yeah?
I'm definitely willing to change this up, by the way!
Oh, and I have a hard time just randomly messaging people. Kind of counter productive on a site like this.
However, on a serious note, I will probably not respond if you call me any of these things: cutie, babe, baby, honey, or darling.
If you have a problem with someone having tattoos, please, jog on.