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27 Minneapolis, MN Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21-35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:40am
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Special Diet
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a zombie aficionado, Spock fan, history buff,
book worm, and part time workoholic. My book collection has become a tad embarrassing in that it has consumed my bookshelves and is looking to annex my coffee table. My addiction to caffeine is troublesome at best and in need of intervention at worst. My relationship with caffeine is only eclipsed by my affair with history. I'm eccentric with a side of eclectic, but sadly deficient in parseltongue.

All the above text aside, I can be serious when need be. However, it's often met with the over used line, "Why so serious?" on the part of my coworkers.

I've just moved up here from the south, and I mean deep south, so if you know of any good places, how to survive the winter, etc-- I'd love some pointers!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, I wish I could say that I'm jet setting left, right, and center, but that would be blatantly misleading. I am, however, working full time, trying to rid myself of the unending joy of student loans. Gotta let other people have a bit of the fun, right?

Recently, I've taken up gardening on my tiny porch. Not to toot my own horn, but it's going splendidly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Nerdy references, silly walks, zombie makeup, and caffeine consumption.

I've also been told I should do voices for cartoons-- interpret that as you see fit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My bright red hair and my very loud personality. It can be a little intense, I'm not gonna lie.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I really enjoy non fiction books, mainly history based, but I've developed an addiction for zombie/horror lately.

I'm a huge fan of horror and comedy movies, of which I have not seen too many lately.

I don't really watch television, but I do have a soft spot for Star Trek (first gen), Bob's Burgers, Rick and Morty, and a few others.

As far as food, I am not too picky, but my biggest weakness is tempura and miso soup. And whiskey. On the rocks. It's the manliest of food groups.

Right now, the soundtrack to my life consists of Kimbra, Trombone Shorty, and Florence and the Machine, Robyn, Caravan Palace, Parov Stelar, Bastille, Alabama Shakes and a few others.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hair ties.
Lip balm.
Did I say coffee yet?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether I have enough burnt orange pyrex.

The answer is consistently no.

I also think about why there isn't a section on here to talk about what you're looking for in someone.

I'm looking for someone that doesn't mind the fact that I tend to work quite a bit. Someone who knows when to be serious, but isn't afraid to be painfully silly with me. Someone that enjoys my sarcasm, and can call me on my bullshit. Someone who likes to experience new things. Someone who is open minded, but down to earth. I don't like playing games, unless it's an actual game, so please don't toy with me. I'm looking for someone where we can be ourselves together, without pretense or false advertising. How about I be me, and you be you. We'll talk, meet for coffee, and see where it goes, yeah?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm usually sitting at a coffee shop reading a book-- I'm not really into the bar scene. Or, more typically, I'm working. I tend to do that a lot.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been on here before. Lame.

Oh, and I have a hard time just randomly messaging people. Kind of counter productive on a site like this.
You should message me if
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You're looking for someone to exacerbate your caffeine dependency, or perhaps to stand quietly next to you as you contemplate something in a museum. Maybe you want someone to go see that gory horror movie that you're aching to see, but just can't bring yourself to see alone? I'm your gal. Or is it that you require a second player to get past Bowser? No worries, I'll even let you be Mario. How's that for nice?

However, on a serious note, I will probably not respond if you call me any of these things: cutie, babe, baby, honey, or darling.

If you have a problem with someone having tattoos, please, in the words of Simon Pegg and Nick Frost in Hot Fuzz, jog on.