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LndLocked

32 M Fairfield, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:59pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Military
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a salty sailor who's NorCal born and raised. Just finished doing a tour in Europe, and now I'm happily back home.

If I'm not working, I spend most of my time training for Spartan Race or Tough Mudder, coaching a local MMA team, or at my Crossfit box. After missing so many great concerts stuck overseas, I plan to make this year one of non-stop concerts, Warped Tour, and all the seedy divebar shows I can manage.

I have clinical inability to take things seriously, so you should at least be someone who can laugh a bit. I can't be around people who are uptight.
What I’m doing with my life
Working on getting myself ready for a year of races and finishing my IT degree. Trying to finish one of my numerous writing and art projects. Contemplating my next tattoos.
I’m really good at
Finding something to laugh about and letting everyone else in on the joke. Playing the Devil’s Advocate. Resisting all attempts to cure me of my inability to take things seriously. Trying to show-off in the kitchen and almost harming myself. Being an awesome older brother.
The first things people usually notice about me
That past the swearing, sarcasm, and loud music, I’m a pretty stand-up guy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like to devour a book (fantasy, scifi, philosophy, PoliSci, doesn’t matter) every day or two, so I always need new suggestions… unless you’re suggesting 50 Shades of Gray, then we need to have an intervention.

I have a major backlog of TV shows I need to watch, both live (Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad) and animated (Venture Brothers, Archer). Anyone for a TV marathon?

The music is usually Punk (NOFX, Bad Religion, Pennywise, The Dwarves), Hardcore (Rise Against, Alexisonfire), Metal (Static-X, System of a Down,), or Goth Rock (Nightwish, Epica) but I like to relax with Tom Waits or the Yoshida Brothers.

If you can direct me to some new place or cuisine I’ve never had, then I’ll <3 you forever, and offer to take you there. I’m not much of a wine person, but as a former brewer, I’ll happily drop $20 on a special bottle of beer.
The six things I could never do without
Reading material, music, good food, great beer, a place to rest my head, and my imagination.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What's still left to do with this life. So much to do and see.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cleaning up from the gym before heading somewhere new for dinner, then meeting up with friends later.

Recently it's more "bored online because I'm stuck at work" which I find offensive since my boss doesn't seem to realize I can accomplish that just fine somewhere else.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I know first hand that being homeless isn't as bad as it seems, provided you live somewhere with decent weather.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're looking to get out and live a little. Or a lot. If you need someone to play bodyguard at a show. Looking to try some new restaurant and want good dinner conversation. Need to hide a body (As long as you have a good spot already picked out). Want someone to listen to your new theory about why the world didn't end on December 21st (I really, really love hearing those)